June 20, 2004

Monday Pun 6/20

From Jeanette.

It's well known that some species of fish on the coral reef have adapted to be
able to survive the poisonous sea anemone's sting, which gives them a safe
place to hide from predators.

What isn't so well known is the story of the single fish that decided to be
different. One day he swam away from his protective anemone, in search of
some other hiding place.

A first, he swam into a small crevice in the rock, but he very quickly swam
out of there, chased by an eel. Then he decided he could hide inside a shell,
so he found a nice big one that he liked, but had to retreat from the crab
that had got there before him.

Finally, exhausted, he swam into the coral beds, and hid among the brilliant
colored fern-like fronds of the coral.

The next day, when he hadn't come back to the anemone, some of the other fish decided to go out and look for him. The hunted everywhere for him, but they couldn't find him. Eventually, just as they had given up, they heard him
calling to them. They looked around, but they couldn't see him anywhere - he
was perfectly hidden by the coral.

Finally, he showed himself, and they tried to persuade him to come back home,
but he refused - the coral was too good a hiding place to leave.

"After all," he said, "with fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

Posted by denny at June 20, 2004 09:23 PM  
Comments

Just found your site today and I gotta say, you gave me a good smile and a chuckle to start my yicky Monday. Thanks!

I'll have to check out more of your thoughts. The title "Grouchy Old Cripple" reminds me of myself! ;)

Posted by: Kasey on June 21, 2004 11:06 AM

DOH! Thanks. ;)

Posted by: Susan on June 21, 2004 05:41 PM

G.R.O.A.N!!!!

Posted by: Mary Lou on June 22, 2004 03:46 AM

Thanks to my two-year old granddaughter, I got to hear that punchline without the joke seven times one weekend!

Check out "Finding Nemo"

Thanks for explaining it!! ;-)

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron on June 23, 2004 12:46 AM
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