The Return of Stumpy

John Kerry's little mascot Max Cleland is back in the news again. And y'all wonder why I still subscribe to the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation. Where else would I find bullshit like this?

Max Cleland never wanted to come full circle.

But for the Vietnam veteran and former U.S. senator from Georgia, his recent visits to see American soldiers wounded in Iraq have the feel of history repeating itself.

Oh crap! I know where this is going.

"This is Vietnam revisited in every way," Cleland, who lost two legs and an arm in a 1968 grenade explosion, said in an interview Wednesday. "I thought I'd never see it again in my lifetime. I thought we'd learned some basic lessons."

Max! Listen up! This is not Viet Fucking Nam. It is not even close. This is one of the reasons we kicked you out of the Senate. You are an idiot! We are patriots down here in Georgia. We do not like traitorous Dimocrats like you and John Fonda Kerry.

The calls of the Dimocrat Asshole Bird:

Squawk! Bush lied!

Squawk! Viet Nam!

Squawk! Halliburton!

Squawk! Quagmire!

Cleland visits troops at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, where he recovered more than three decades ago. He calls the soldiers "the young Max Clelands."

Jesus H. Christ! I hope not. Why would you want to insult these brave men? These guys are heroes, Max. They didn't fuck up behind enemy lines with a live hand grenade. And I hope they don't turn out to be liberal Dimocrats like you who put union jobs ahead of the safety of this country.

His interactions with them and the families of those killed form the core of the new documentary film, "Strong at the Broken Places."

His story of war, devastating injury, recovery and a life in politics is woven throughout the nearly hourlong film.

Just what we need! Another Dimocrat propaganda film. Maybe they can show this with Farenheit 9/11.

"The human loss of this misguided policy in Iraq is excruciating," said Cleland, who is campaigning for Democratic presidential candidate and fellow Vietnam veteran Sen. John Kerry. "It's the untold message of war, and one of the reasons I wanted to be involved in telling it was to make sure that people understand the costs involved."

Max, we know the costs involved. All we have to do is look at Viet Fucking Nam which your party made sure we lost. We can see all the misery and suffering that occurred after we left. Hundreds of thousands of people were killed by the communists. The boat people. Even Joan Baez, after the deaths in Viet Nam and the killing fields in Cambodia came to the realization that maybe we should have done sumpin' other than cutting and running.

And now we have Max and the Dimocrats who want us to do the same thing in Iraq. They wanted us to lose the Cold War and right off the bat the assholes want us to lose World War IV, which is the war against radical Islam. How can these assholes look at themselves in the mirror, and don't even bring up that fat fuck Ted Kennedy. We are coming up on the 35th anniversary of him leaving Mary Jo Kopechne to drown while he was trying to figger out how to save his political career. Thanks to the Kennedy money and the idiots in Massachusetts, he's still serving in the Senate and is an 'elder statesman' of the Dimocrat Party. He's a fucking murderer. And he's a Dimocrat. How fitting.

But back to Stumpy.

"He's a bridge between Vietnam and Iraq," Mahoney said. "The bridge between getting blown apart and putting your life back together in a totally new way because you've got to."

GMAFB! He's a fucking bridge to nowhere. Once again, Viet Nam and Iraq have nothing to do with one another except they're both wars the Dimocrats were against. They were on the wrong side of history during the Cold War and they are on the wrong side of history in this war.

Cleland also visits the family of Spc. Jamaal Addison, the first soldier from Georgia killed in Iraq.

"I'm hoping that this film sheds light on the fact that there were a lot of assumptions and misconceptions regarding the war that led us into this hell," said Addison's father, Kevin, a postal employee from Decatur. "It's gotten worse over time, and there's no sign of it getting better."

Way to go assholes! Play on a family's grief to deliver your anti-war, anti-American propaganda.

This is why you didn't get reelected Max. Georgia does not like people who are anti-American and agreeing to do this propaganda film shows the people in Georgia they were right about you.

You are an asshole!

Posted by denny at June 24, 2004 08:19 PM