June 25, 2004

Work and Music

Damn! Damn! Damn! Gotta get up early and go to work Saturday morning. We're planning on cutting over a system to the new processor and doing a test IPL of our main VM system to see how it works and allow some users to test their systems. It will also give me a chance to see what the new network guy fucked up. All he has to do is the TCPIP stuff. I did the VTAM and NCP stuff (which he should be doing.).

Speaking of the new network guy, my team lead assigned him the task of getting TCPIP working on a system. I was off sick Wednesday, so when I came in Thursday morning, my team lead was trying to make TCPIP work. Yep. After taking the new network guy through the process, he still had to do the work and he couldn't get it working. He and the new network guy worked on it for about three hours on Wednesday. I fixed it in five minutes. It's not that I'm smart, it's that my team lead got so frustrated working with Shit For Brains that he overlooked sumpin' real simple. It's times like these that I point out that I'm not paid for what I do but for what I know.

Madonna is changing her name to Esther? The slut formerly know as Madonna?WTF? Madonna, you're so over. Change your name. Pose nude. It doesn't matter. No one cares anymore. Anyway I always thought your music sucked. I feel the same way about Michael Jackson.

I like heavy metal, acid rock, blue grass, blues, folk, and classical. I like some country as it has really gravitated to middle of the road soft rock.

I never liked the Motown sound. Jesus, listening to Diana Ross' tinny little voice was like fingernails scraping on a chalk board. I never understood the popularity of the Supremes.

Disco sucked.

Hip hop? GMAFB! That ain't music.

Ya know what I hate about rock music today? There aren't any good guitar players. Where are the Claptons? Where are the Johnny Winters? Where are the Eddie Van Halens? At least Pearl Jam has someone who can play lead guitar. I don't mind loud headbanging rock, but anyone can play power chords. Show me some guitar work.

I've already said that Britney Spears will be posing for Playboy in about five years to try and resurrect her career.

I saw the Rolling Stones on cable a while back. I had to turn it off. They were pathetic. Kim du Toit was right when he said they sound like a garage band. Keith Richards never could play quitar very well. Jesus! He had a capo on an electric guitar! Whassa matter Keith? Having trouble playing bar chords? Yeah! Yeah! He's a millionaire so what do I know? He still sucks.

On the other hand, I saw Aerosmith the other night and they rocked! They got two guys in that band who can play lead guitar.

Found in my comments on yesterday's post:

It would be wrong of me to compare Kerry and Cleland to Dr.Evil and Mini-Me. Very, very wrong.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dick Cheney told Patrick 'Leaky' Leahy to fuck off! Good for him

My sister and her husband are coming down for the weekend. Gotta get a shovel and clean up the house.

Happy weekend!

Posted by denny at June 25, 2004 08:20 PM  
Comments

The level of skill posessed by rock groups has gone downhill since Jimmy Hendrix, I'm afraid.

As for the network guy, get him a "SAMS teach yourself" book - his training obviously consisted of pressing the power button. Maybe a grounding in troubleshooting (checking that it's plugged in), if you're lucky.

Posted by: Jay Kwon on June 26, 2004 03:26 PM

Concur yr analysis on what is called "modern rock" now. Seems it's mostly comprised of whiny adenoidal boys who can't actually sing, they just shout their complaints about how they're so misunderstood and full of anger at everything, in something just short of in-tune with the asstastic plinking their brother's former roommate is doing on his thrift-store guitar.

Also have to agree with your opinion on Aerosmith's latest. Honkin' on Bobo is one of the best albums they've put out in ten years, IMHO. For a while they were sliding downhill just like the Stones, but it sounds like they got back to their roots and started cranking out that good ol' blues-rock that worked so well with them. "I'm Waitin'" and "Jesus is on the Main Line" are two of my all-time faves!

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on June 27, 2004 01:46 PM

The latest Rush album, Vapor Trails, has a lot of problems (not least of which is staggeringly bad engineering) but Lifeson shows there are still a few REAL guitar players out there. He deliberately chose not to do any solos on the album and yet still shines out as the unquestioned star, every damn song. I was impressed.

Posted by: Toren on June 27, 2004 07:10 PM

Toren - But Rush is one of the old rock bands. Lifeson is a good guitarist. I'm talking about all the new bands. I couldn't name a single guitarist in any of them. In the 70's, 80's and the early 90's most rock bands had a decent lead guitarist and I knew most of their names. Now? Nada.

Posted by: Denny Wilson on June 27, 2004 07:59 PM

Keith Richards never could play quitar very well. Jesus! He had a capo on an electric guitar! Whassa matter Keith? Having trouble playing bar chords? Yeah! Yeah! He's a millionaire so what do I know? He still sucks.

Excuse me? Denny, you disappoint me.

Barre chords are for suckers, actually very rarely used by pros, generally speaking. Jimmy Hendrix did not play barre chords, btw, but used his thumb to play the low E string like many others.

The whole Keith Richards sounds revolves around the "open G" tuning (DGDGBD), which is a barre chord in itself but sounds much better for the Rolling Stones sound (he doesn't even use a low E string). "Conventional" barres are not needed, only a capo, for different songs in different keys, allowing the fingers to play relatively simple but very subtle rythm patterns. Fairly easy to do, but no one can do it like Keith can...

Just my two cents worth.

Posted by: BrigadierGerard on June 29, 2004 04:16 AM

Gerard - I have played the guitar for over forty years. There are only two uses for a capo (also called a cheater): the guitarist is too lazy to transpose or the finger picking he is doing only works with certain open chords. For example, when I play Sad Lisa by Cat Stevens, I put my capo up to the sixth fret. Keith Richards does not finger pick.

I have been known to use my thumb to grab the E-string on occasion. I have also been known to play a four string F chord (and G and A etc up the neck.) I have also cheated on taking the B-flat position up the neck by only playing the B,G, and D strings barred with my third finger.

The open G chord is not a bar chord! Anyway, rock guiitarists do not play open chords. When all you are doing is playing chords on an electric guitar, there is not much dfference between an open and a bar chord. Bar chords are preferrable because the chord changes are quicker. Find me another rock guitarist, rhyhthm or lead, who uses a capo.
Ron Wood (Rolling Stones) - no
Hendrix - no
Jimmy Page - no
Clapton - no
Jeff Beck - no
Johny Winter - no
Joe Perry - no
Eddie Van Halen - no
George Harrison (actually an overrated guitarist) - no
Any of the Beatles - no

I still maintain that Keith Richards is an overrated guitarist.

Posted by: Denny Wilson on June 29, 2004 10:46 PM

Well... I wouldn't call Keith Richards "lazy" but the capo in his case with open G is just part of his sound. You're right that not many rock rythm players don't use it much. Also, among your list of (excellent) guitarists, none use barre chords that much, don't need to with an electric.

True, Keith Richards does not qualify as a "guitar God" a la Jeff Beck, but he doesn't have to. Same with Pete Townsend (to me, underrated).


p.s. What happened to Johnny Winter?

Posted by: BrigadierGerard on June 30, 2004 01:38 AM

Gerard - Of course rock musicians play bar chords! I've seen 'em do it. And you're wrong about Jimi Hendrix playing the low E string with his thumb. He played a right handed guitar left handed so it was upside down and his thumb was actually on the high E string.

Posted by: Denny Wilson on June 30, 2004 07:55 PM

They do, but many don't (OK, I'm being ambiguous here), Jimmy Page for example once said he never used a barre chord in his life!

regarding Hendrix, good point, but I beleive he re-strung his guitar the "normal" way.

Posted by: BrigadierGerard on July 1, 2004 03:56 AM

Denny,

Here:

http://www.historylink.org/output.CFM?file_ID=2498

Saw him in a film playing "Purple Haze" and you can clearly see him hitting the open E string on top. Used to tune down 1/2 step too, like Stevie Ray Vaughn (saw him 3 times in concert, what a musician he was...).

Regards.

Posted by: BrigadierGerard on July 1, 2004 04:03 AM

why did hendrix and srv tune down a half step

Posted by: ewan maguire on July 30, 2004 04:00 PM
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