Random Musings

I've got a lot on my mind tonight. There's so much for me to bitch about I could probably do a bunch of posts and write all night but I have to go to work tomorrow.

Rachel Lucas

Dammit! Why do you tease us? You come back for a few posts and you're gone again. As Hawkins pointed out, you could probably make a grand a month selling advertising on your site. Michael Moore and Algore are begging for your sarcastic wit. Have at it.

Bush Lied

We turned sovereignty over to the Iraqis two days early. Bush lied! He said we were gonna do it on June 30.

The Dimocrats Are Crybabies.

The Dimocrats have been saying for the last few months that pointing out that John Fonda Kerry has voted against every major weapons system during his 20 years in the Senate is calling Kerry unpatriotic. The Republicans have never said anything about Kerry's patriotism. I have, but that's beside the point. The Dimocrats have been doing their usual projection. Just like accusing Republicans of stealing elections is projection on the Dimocrats' part. No one knows more about stealing elections than the Dimocrats.

Now Kerry is whining (No one whines better than Dimocrats) about the video that the spineless Republicans pulled off the Bush-Cheney site today. It showed videos of the barking moonbats, Howard Dean and Algore, ranting and raving. It also showed excerpts of an ad that came from the Moveon website that equated Bush to Hitler. So let's see. The Republicans point out that the Dimocrats have been calling Bush a Nazi and that pisses them off? WTF? Too bad they pulled the video. It was classic Gore and Dean. It was also classic Dimocrat lies and vitriol.

I stand corrected. The video is still there! Kerry's Coalition of the Wild-eyed.

Taxes (or all your money belongs to the gummint)

Here's an example of the failure of our gummint schools and a mushy empty headed socialist from Lileks Bleat on Monday. He is patiently trying to explain to this empty headed Kerry supporter about how he has used his tax cut to expand the economy and create work for others. Here is the end of the exchange:

“Why should the government have given you the money in the first place?”

“They didn’t give it to me. They just took less of my money.”

That was the last straw. Now she was angry. And the truth came out:

“Well, why is it your money? I think it should be their money.”

See. To a socialist, all the money belongs to the gummint.

And if you have any doubt that Senator Hillary Rodent Clinton is a socialist, here is proof straight from the pages of the San Francisco Pravda Chronicle. Thanks to Ralph Gizzip for the link.

"Many of you are well enough off that ... the tax cuts may have helped you," Sen. Clinton said. "We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

Spoken like a true socialist. That's like her husband saying that he could have given us tax cuts but we would not have spent the money properly. Assholes!

From the same article.

Before leaving the forum, Sen. Clinton was asked what she thought of her husband's book. "I loved it," she replied. "You've got to read all of it."

What she left out was that she thought it was some of the best fiction she had ever read.

Hostages and Abu Ghraib

I think we should give the cowardly terrorists who have taken hostages and have threatened to kill them unless we release the prisoners at Abu Ghraib exactly what they want. We should release the prisoners. From a C-130. At 10,000 feet. Are you happy now assholes?

To those of us who are squeamish, like my sweetie, Lady Jessica, let me reiterate that we are at war. This is a war unlike any other that we have fought. This is an enemy who does not believe in the Geneva Convention. This is an enemy who is utterly ruthless and looks upon fairplay on our part as weakness. Yeah, we are trying to be the good guys, but with these assholes we can't play that way. We need to adopt some of the measures Russia did in Lebanon. They snatched a relative of one of the terrorists, killed him, cut off his genitals, stuffed them in his mouth, and dumped him on the street.

But how do the Iraqis feel? Here is an excerpt from article from the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation that shocked the shit out of me.

Lafta was happy to see U.S. troops drive Saddam from power. But he is also frustrated by the persistence of terrorism and crime since then and wants the new Iraqi security forces to be tougher than the Americans.

Lafta said only more severe punishments would deter thieves and killers.

''They have to sentence them to death. Hang them in the street in front of everybody. When people want to commit a crime, they will remember and not do it,'' he said.

''It will take only two months, and they will get rid of all of them,'' he said. ''The government will get stronger and stronger, and they will give tough orders to the Iraqi police.''

This sounds a lot worse than panties on the head and a stupid bitch laughing at the size of an Iraqi's dick.

When the Iraqis start torturing prisoners, Bush will still be blamed for it.

Before I go, I'm gonna post a card that a reader from Australia sent me. It is rather crude and tasteless which is why I let my friend Jane post it first. But then I said to myself, "When did you get standards or good taste?"

This is a card that Pumpman should send to Jennifer.

Off to bed!

Posted by denny at June 29, 2004 09:29 PM