July 25, 2004

Monday Pun 7-26-04

Yet another one from Jeannette. She sent me a lot of 'em.

Not many people know it, but the Devil actually wears a wig. You'd never know
if you weren't told - it's a perfect fit. Anyway, down in the world of fire
and brimstone one guy did find out, and he decided to have a little practical
joke. So one night, he sneaks past the guardian demons and manages to get all
the way into Satan's bed chamber, whereupon he steals the hair-piece and
makes good his escape.

Well, of course the Devil was most displeased by this, and he rounds up his
demons, and demands to know which of them had been so lazy as to let someone sneak past them. Naturally, none of them owns up, which makes him even madder: So he calls a general meeting of everyone the underworld: everyone has to attend.

The meeting is held in a huge cavern, and it's absolutely packed (except for
the odd gap in the crowd, where there's a lava-pit or bottomless fissure in
the floor). As Satan steps up to speak, everyone sees that he's got no hair,
and peals of laughter start echoing out around the hall.

The devil bellows at them to be quiet, and a deadly hush falls.

"Whoever stole it," he shouts, "had better return it immediately!" And here he
paused for effect...

"Or else there'll be Hell Toupee!"

Posted by denny at July 25, 2004 09:10 PM  

*giggle* Thanks. I rather liked that one :)

Did you get my joke about the Flying Nun? Seems that some UCLA researchers finally figured out just what it was that caused the Flying Nun to fly. No, it wasn't that her hat had any special aerodynamic properties at all. It was just plain, old force of habit.


Posted by: Jennette on July 26, 2004 12:30 AM

What's this? Is Jennette competing with Jeanette? No matter. Both are worthy efforts.

Posted by: Ryan on July 26, 2004 12:54 AM

That was me, too. My typing is less than perfect these days :( 'S what happens on hot days when my MS gets bad. Sorry.

Posted by: Jeannette on July 26, 2004 01:26 AM

G.R.O.A.N. times 2

Posted by: mary lou on July 27, 2004 03:31 AM
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