Hillary And Janet

Woody sent me this one.

Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks,
and Hillary said to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with
men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no
telling where he last had his pecker."

Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's
"politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off
unwelcome sexual advances."

Hillary asked, "Well,... how do you deal with the problem?"

"Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster
all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can",
expressed Janet.

Omigawd! I know where this is going.

That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary
slipped into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would
be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and she was
ready for him! She tensed up her butt cheeks and forced out the most
disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.

Bill rolled over and asked, "Janet, is that you?"

There is another version of this joke.

Jimmah Carter and Andrew Young were in the men's room taking a piss, when Jimmah asked him why black guys were more endowed than white guys in the manhood department.

"It's simple Mr. President. Right before we get into bed at night we whap it against a bed post."

Jimmah thought that was silly but he decided to give it a try.

Betcha know where this is going.

That night right as he was getting into bed with his wife he whapped his little Jimmah against the bedpost.

Just then Rosalynn cried out, "Andy! Is that you?"

Posted by denny at August 28, 2004 03:09 PM