Today's pun comes from Charlieb.
A sweet little boy surprised his
grandmother one morning and
brought her a cup of coffee.
He made it himself and was so proud.
He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee.
The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee,
and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little
green army guys in the bottom of the cup.
She asked, "Honey, why would three little
green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?"
Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV...
'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.'"
That was so bad it was funny, GOC.
Posted by: Gina on September 27, 2004 12:07 AMFace To Desk...
Posted by: Ryley R. Hayes on September 27, 2004 06:35 AMThanks; you started my morning well. js
Posted by: Jesse on September 27, 2004 09:22 AMI hate to admit it, but I don't get it.
Posted by: Woody on September 27, 2004 02:33 PMWoody - From the Folgers Coffee commercial that ended with the jingle:
"The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup"
Poor Woody.
Posted by: Easycure on September 27, 2004 03:54 PMJohn went on vacation to Helopisa. As soon as he stepped outside, SPLAT!!!A big piece of bird shit fell on him. He asked the first person he saw where he could wash it off.
"No! No!," they said. "You cannot wash it off! That is good luck! The ancient foo bird has chosen you! You must never wash it off!"
"Hey, I can live with good luck!" he thought.
But after a while, it started to stink. Every time that he was about to wash it off, someone appeared and said " No! You cannot wash it off." So he left it on. After a week, people on the street started avoiding him. No one would give him the time of day anymore. So as soon as he got back to the hotel, he washed it off. At dinner time, he got dressed and left the hotel. At the first intersection he came to, he got hit and killed by a Mack truck. All because he washed off the bird shit.
The moral of this story is, "If the foo shits, wear it!"
If you had given me a lifetime, I never would have figured this one out. I guess it's due to my especially fast remote control finger which allows me to avoid commercials as I cruise the channels. However, the joke was such a groaner that I should feel sorry for those who got it.
Posted by: Woody on September 28, 2004 01:38 PMIt's not a pun. It's a crappy build-up to a lame rhyme punchline. Well, I guess you couldn't introduce it that way.
Posted by: Jimmy on October 1, 2004 04:53 AM