Jimmah Carter Sucks

There was a joke going around during Jimmah Carter's presidency that went like this.

Who has two bigger boobs than Dolly Parton?

Lillian Carter, the mother of Jimmah and Billy.

I wish Jimmah Carter would just live out his senility in Plains Georgia rather than constantly inflicting himself on us.

There used to be a rule that politics stopped at the waters' edge and politicians (especially incompetent and washed up politicians like Jimmah Carter) didn't run around the world badmouthing the United States' foreign policy. That rule stopped with the Clintons and Jimmah Carter.

The whole Nobel Peace Prize was nothing but a jab at our foreign policy and Jimmah was a nitwit to accept it.

Anyway, Jimmah Carter talking about foreign policy is like Bill Clinton talking about celibacy. It's like Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton talking about racial harmony. It's like Ted Kennedy talking about sobriety and safe driving.

I just read the other day that Jimmah's two favorite movies are Casablanca and Farenheit 911. So he likes fiction.

Now Jimmah has checked in on the Florida elections. Jimmah, who certified the rigged election in Venezuela has decided to lecture us on Florida.

Washington --- Former President Jimmy Carter, who has policed elections around the world, on Monday harshly accused Florida officials of not doing enough to fix their election system following the 2000 presidential election debacle.

Ya know what really cracks me up about all this? Just where were the biggest fuckups during the 2000 election? They were in counties run by Dimocrats. The infamous butterfly ballot was designed by a Dimocrat.

"The disturbing fact is that a repetition of the problems of 2000 now seems likely," Carter wrote in The Washington Post just 36 days before the next presidential election.

And if there are problems, they will be in counties that are primarily Dimocrat. Mark my words.

Carter called Florida election officials "highly partisan" in favor of Republican President Bush and charged them with "brazenly violating" basic tenets of fair, unbiased and trustworthy elections.

Once again. The problems were in counties controlled by Dimocrats. And Jimmah, howza 'bout some proof?

Florida officials said they were stunned by the tone and sweep of Carter's criticisms but said that the former president had erred in his characterization of the state's election process.

Jimmah is very familiar with erring. Ya know when he has sex with his wife he always has to lay on the bottom 'cause all he knows how to do is fuck up.

Ya know I usually only use fuck when I'm drinking, but I'm stone cold sober. Jimmah has that effect on me. He was the most incompetent president of the 20th Century. His mishandling of the Iranian crisis is one of the reasons we are in the position we are in now. He rehabilitated himself with Habitat For Humanity but now he has become a national disgrace with his badmouthing of our foreign policy all over the world. He has become a Michael Moore Dimocrat. What an asshole!

"It is unconscionable to perpetuate fraudulent or biased electoral practices in any nation," Carter wrote. "It is especially objectionable among us Americans, who have prided ourselves on setting a global example for pure democracy."

Tell that to the Daley's in Chicago who have been doing it for years. A running joke there goes like this.

My father was a Republican all his life, but since he's died he's voted Dimocrat in the last three elections.

Dimocrats have stolen more elections than Republicans could ever dream of stealing. They're just pissed that the Republicans fought back in Florida and didn't let them steal that election.

Another thing that pissed off Jimmah is the fact that felons were dropped from voter rolls. Felons normally vote for Dimocrats. After all, the Dimocrat Party is the party that lionizes a murderer (Ted Kennedy), a rapist (Bill Clinton), and a former Kleagle of the KKK (Robert Byrd). It's only natural that felons would vote for Dimocrats. Birds of a feather and all that.

Randy Lewis, who worked as a press aide in the Carter White House and for a former speaker of Florida's House, was among those who questioned Carter's attack.

Florida's elections are overseen by county election supervisors who do not answer to state officials, which is not the case in many other states, Lewis said.

Earth to Jimmah. County officials oversee the elections. That means in Dimocrat counties (where all the problems were in the 2000 election) Dimocrats are in charge.

Someone needs to give Jimma Carter a big ol' can of STFU!

Posted by denny at September 28, 2004 09:35 PM