Er?,Wedgies have an entirely new meaning?.....I will now go wash my eyes out with something acidic.

I'm BLIND!

you bastard

Wow....that's probably the most disturbing thing I'll see all week.

Now that's just mean.
Funny.
But mean.

I woder if she washed that shirt in catsup?

That picture is just disturbing. Don't use up all of the acid, Big Al. I feel a sudden need for an eye rinse myself now.

This just so wrong, yet so god damn funny, in so many ways.

It's wrongness is in that it exhumed a long repressed memory of mine. Mind you that this isn't easy for me to discuss, I still shudder.

During the halcyon days following the Republican Revolution in 94, I was fully encased in the joy of victory, and especially in the utter discomfiture of the dims. I was even prone to fits of spontaneous laughter. life was good for this young Army NCO. Over time, however, I began to feel miniscule pangs of pity for the dims, and their downtrodden spinmeisters. I have no rational excuse for this; youth, a kind heart, I don't know.

Then it happened.

In the midst of a wonderfully sound sleep, after a wonderfully erotic, and satisfying time with the Frau; I found myself in the middle of a most disturbing dream. I was at a post election night "party" for the dims. All the heavy hitters were present; Carville, Morris, Begalla, ad nauseum, to include his royal slickness, and the ice cold political witch herself, hillary. They were all so despondent. It made a funeral look like six flags. In this bizarre dream, I felt compelled to console hillary. (WTF?) Dear God!, the double scotch in her left hand did not stop her from exposing her left boob, and placing my right hand on it. (5X shudder) aaaaack!!! It made the Tonya Harding boob look positively good. Not to mention Janet Jackson. I literally awoke sitting bolt upright, in a cold sweat.

I considered some sort of psychoanalysis, but no; most shrinks are libs. Figured it likely would make matters worse.

Time has largely healed this wound, but, just like a 12 step program, admitting it may help.

any input and support would be welcome.