October 11, 2004

Nuance

I've been cleaning out my mailbox at work and shipping all the good stuff to my home account. That means I am inundated with material to post so I may cut back somewhat on original stuff. In other words, I may get a little lazy, like tonight.

Liberals hated Ronald Reagan, and now George W. Bush because they saw things in black and white rather than varying shades of gray. For example, Ronald Reagan saw the Soviet Union and communism as evil. Liberals didn't. They didn't realize that we were at war. They thought we could reach an accord with the Soviet Union. Reagan thought we could defeat them and we did.

Of course now liberals say, "Of course we wanted to win the Cold War." Even Flipper talked about seeing KGB headquarters at "Treblinka Square". Actually Treblinka was a WWII death camp. KGB headquarters was at Lubyanka Square. Just like the Packers play at Lambeau Field and not Lambert Field, which happens to be the St. Louis airport. Can you imagine if Bush had made those two gaffes? The lamestream media would be trumpeting about how dumb he was. Lurch gets a pass.

Now we have the war on terror. When the president made his speech after 9/11 he told us it would be a long war. I told my friends Michael and Cindy at the time that I didn't think this was a war we would be willing to win. It would not take long before the liberals, like Michael Moore, began blaming America and would start doing everything in their power to undermine the war just like they did everything in their power to undermine the Cold War.

Here we are and I am right. Once again we have liberals belittling our president for his simplistic world view. But he's right. It is simple. We have Islamic terrorists who want to kill us. They do not want to talk to us. They do not want to sit around a fire and sing Kumbaya. They want to destroy us and our way of life.

In one of life's delicious ironies, the same people who want to appease the terrorists and try to reason with them are the same people that the terrorists hate. Without making any judgements here are some of the things these Islamic fundos hate.

The freedom of our women and the way they dress. They think women should be property and be dressed in tents.

Our tolerance of homosexuality. They want to kill all homosexuals. And let's not even bring up gay marriage.

Our movies and the sexual content that they contain.

Someone like Barbra Streisand, who is against the war on terror, would be a primary target of these whack jobs.

The president believes that we are good and they are evil. We should live and they should die. We should fight them in the Middle East so we don't have to fight them here.

What does John Fonda Kerry believe? My friend Pres sent me the following:

I am John Kerry.

I was against the first Iraq war, I am against the second Iraq war,
but I voted for it. Now I'm against it but I was for it. I support
the UN. I'm against terrorism and against the Iraq war. But I voted
for the Iraq war. So, I voted against the first war and supported
the second war, wait...

I'm against gay marriage but for gay unions. I support gays but
think the San Francisco mayor is wrong. I support gay marriages.
No, wait, gay unions.

I'm Catholic. Wait, I'm Jewish. My dad was Jewish. But I was raised
Catholic. What am I? I don't want to confuse people.

I am for abortions, but wait, I'm Catholic, and Catholics are
pro-life. But I might consider putting pro-life judges in office,
but I'm not sure. I do know I voted for a pro-life judge, but I
stated that it was a mistake.

I went to Vietnam. But I was against Vietnam. I testified against
fellow US troops in Vietnam, threw my medals away and led others to
do the same. But I am a war hero. Against the war.

I stated I threw my medals away then I threw my ribbons away. I
then revealed that I threw my ribbons away but not my medals, then
lately I stated that I threw someone else's medals away and never
threw anything of mine away.

I believe Ribbons and medals aren't the same thing. Medals come
with ribbons, so now I believe that ribbons and medals are the same
thing besides the fact that ribbons are cloth and medals are metal.

I wrote a book that pictured the US flag upside-down on its cover.
But now I fly and campaign in a plane with a large flag right-side
up on it. But sometimes, we fly upside-down for fun.

Yasser Arafat is a hero and a statesman. The Israelis shouldn't
kill Palestinian terrorists, but they should stop terrorism. Yasser
Arafat is a terrorist supporter. I support Mideast peace.

I am for the common man, unlike Bush. I am against the rich. But my
family is worth 700 million dollars has a jet and many SUVs. I am
the common man.

I am against sending jobs overseas. My wife is a Heinz heir. Heinz
has most factories offshore. I am against rewarding companies for
exporting jobs as long as it is not Heinz.

I own $1 million in Wal-Mart stock. I believe Wal-Mart is evil by
driving small business owners out of town. I am a capitalist and I
own part of Wal-Mart but I am a good guy for small corporate
America.

I own SUVs when I talk to my followers in Detroit, MI. Teresa owns
SUVs, I don't, when I talk to tree hugging followers. I have a
campaign jet that gets 1/3 mpg, which is great fuel efficiency.

I am against making military service an issue in presidential
elections. I defended a draft dodger Clinton and stated that all
serve in their own capacity whether they draft dodge or not. Did I
mention, I served in Vietnam and am a hero? Are you questioning my
patriotism? I served in Vietnam. My opponent didn't. I have three
purple hearts! I am a hero. I am qualified to run this country
since I served.

I spent christmas of 1968 in Cambodia, being shot at by the drunken
South Vietnamese and the Khmer Rouge, while president Nixon was
lying to the country and saying that there were no troops in
Cambodia. What's that you say, Nixon wasn't president in 1968, well
it must have been some other president then. Who was that president
with a phony silver star, it was probably him.

Are you sure the Khmer Rouge were not active until 1970, well I
guess I must not have been there then. That's right I was actually
in my basecamp in Vietnam at least 55 miles from the Cambodian
border and I spent the evening writing in my journal about being in
Cambodia. I got confused after I said it so many times between 1968
and 1986.

I am a real hero though, just spend three minutes with the people
who served with me and they will tell you. No, not those 200 plus
veterans who served with me and say I lied, and not all those
veterans that signed affadavits that say I am a phony, I mean just
these 8 people that travel around with me (my band of brothers).

I am John Kerry. I want to be your President


Ain't nuance grand?

Posted by denny at October 11, 2004 09:02 PM  
Comments

Ber-luddy b-u-tiful, mate!
I'm gonna reprint it on my site.

Posted by: Jim from Downunder on October 11, 2004 11:03 PM

JFK: "We have to get back to the point at which terrorists are a nuisance, err, nuance, errr, I mean........HEY, LOOK OVER THERE!"

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