Crack The Vote

MTV has Rock the Vote. The Ohio NAACP has Crack the Vote.

Just damn! as my friend Dax Montana would say. the Dimocrats have outdone themselves. No longer content with stealing elections via traditional methods, like giving the homeless money or booze, having the dead vote. or sending out a phalanx of lawyers, they have now updated their methods to employ crack as in this episode in Ohio. Let's face it. Changing times require changing methods.

Defiance County Sheriff David Westrick said that Mr. Staton was working on behalf of a Toledo woman, Georgianne Pitts, to register new voters. She, in turn, was working on behalf of the NAACP National Voter Fund, which was formed by the NAACP in 2000 to register new voters.

Sheriff Westrick said that Pitts, 41, of Toledo, admitted she gave Mr. Staton crack cocaine in lieu of cash for supplying her with completed voter registration forms. The sheriff declined to say how much crack cocaine Pitts supplied Mr. Staton, or to say whether Pitts knew that the forms Mr. Staton gave her were falsified.

Let's look at some of the names on the registration forms:

Mary Poppins - She'll trade her vote for a spoonful of sugar.

Jeffrey Dahmer - His vote will cost an arm and a leg.

Dick Tracy - Dick Tracy????

The NAACP claims to be a nonpartisan organization. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It is firmly attached to the Dimocrat Party. The Dimocrats and the national NAACP are using the John Kerry defense. Remember when he said that he didn't own all those gas guzzling SUV's, his family did? Dimocrat Party spokesman Dan Trevas said it was a stretch to link the Democratic Party and the NAACP Voter Fund to fraud because "the volunteer to the volunteer did something fraudulent."

We had nuthin' to do with it! You can't pin anything on us copper!

But it's not the first complaint of fraud against the NAACP Voter Fund, which insists it is nonpartisan.

Yeah. Right. The NAACP is as nonpartisan as I am.

Elections officials in Lake County, just east of Cleveland, last month began investigating the group and an anti-Bush group called Americans Coming Together, or ACT Ohio, for hundreds of suspicious registration forms and absentee ballot requests.

Oh?

Among them was one, submitted by the NAACP Voter Fund, for a man who'd been dead for more than two decades.

That's the way the Daley's do it in Chicago. Stop me if you've heard this joke before.

My father voted Republican all his life. Since he died he's voted Dimocrat in the last three elections.

But I'm not surprised about this. It is the Dimocrat Party who is pushing to allow felons to vote. After all felons consistently vote for Dimocrats. It's that birds of a feather thing. If I were a felon I would definitely admire Teddy Kennedy for getting away with murder and Bill Clinton for getting away with rape.

Dimocrats also want to allow illegal aliens the right to vote because they consistently vote for Dimocrats. They identify with Dimocrats. Must be that illegal thing.

In the interest of balance the article does say that a Republican group was caught destroying some registration forms. It didn't mention that the names on the forms were Clark Kent, Peter Parker, Bruce Banner, John Connner, and Barry Allen.

Posted by denny at October 20, 2004 08:51 PM