October 29, 2004

Another Public Service Announcement

I'm sorry, I'm preempting my normal Saturday Boobage feature to present another public service announcement that Randy sent me.


In light of recent world events, there has been much discussion about "Towel-heads" It is unfair to profile and characterize all "towel-heads" as bad or evil. In fact, there are some good "towel-heads."

In fact, it is your civic duty to be able to distinguish between good and evil towel-heads! Suppose, for instance, you were walking down a dark alley and encounter a towel-head ... what would you do?

Knowing the difference between good and evil is paramount. The difference between some Uzi carrying dirt-bag, camel humping bad towel-head and a good towel-head can sometimes be the difference between life and death.

So that you can make a clear distinction, I have attached photographs of a bad towel-head and a good "Towel-head." You must study the pictures carefully so that you will not confuse the two in a moment of indecision . . . it could save your life!

Now then.....

Here is a bad Towel-head


Here is a good Towel-head.


Posted by denny at October 29, 2004 11:37 PM  

Thanks for the tip, otherwise, I'm not sure I would've known the difference. And, of course, at a time like that, hesitation can be costly.

"He who hesitates, masturbates." Or something like that.

So I'm straight - I can kill them both, but the latter better be because I've "F'ed 'em to death", right?

Posted by: daniel on October 29, 2004 11:45 PM

I've always called them diaper heads. I guess towel head is more PC

Posted by: Ahnold on October 30, 2004 12:39 AM

Isn't that bad towel head, dead? I'm sure he's mushroom food? Oh wait. He's not.

Posted by: Robin Palm on October 30, 2004 01:25 AM

I've always referred to them as pull starts. I'd like to pull start a good towel head.

Posted by: Ray on October 30, 2004 07:21 AM

As opposed to those 'push-starts' with the red forehead dots? Those mostly be Indians.

Posted by: mrjimm on October 30, 2004 10:16 AM

Actually, I've recently been informed that those are not towels but are, in fact, small sheets wrapped around their heads. So, the proper term is "little sheet heads" or simply "sheet heads".

Posted by: zonker on October 30, 2004 03:20 PM

This has been most instructive. Thank you.

Posted by: Jim - PRS on October 30, 2004 03:52 PM

She has a towel on her head? Hell for a second there I missed the fact she had a head...

Posted by: Bill, The Radioactive Monk on October 30, 2004 05:09 PM

She looks like she's trying to keep the towel on her head by reaching as far up inside her as she can with her left hand, and grabbing it through the skin of her scalp!

Either that or a mosquito bit her on the beef curtain and she got caught scratchin'...


Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on October 31, 2004 02:36 PM

Towel? Who's lookin' at the towel?


Posted by: jaspar on October 31, 2004 10:06 PM

Now I know why nobody can find the guy with the bad towel head. Everybody is looking at the other picture.

Posted by: Raul Mesa on November 1, 2004 12:45 AM

Q: How can you tell when an Arab man hits puberty?
A: They take the diaper off his @$$ and put it on his head!

Shared with me by a soldier, fluent in Arabic, who has served in the Gulf.

Posted by: Squidley on November 3, 2004 01:10 AM

I just watched a clip of a soldier getting his head cut off by a towel head...that was very disturbing and i now believe thatr or towel heads or even cave dwelling goat fuckers should all definetley die at the cost of all our soldiers being put tthrough there sick fucked up way of execution...fuck you, you stupid coward towel heads

Posted by: Adam on November 10, 2004 10:30 AM
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