My latest troll (No, it isn't Robin. He's not a troll. And I'll have a post trying to explain to him why he doesn't get it in the future) is trying to say that according to the county map of the election results, Bush was reelected by country bumpkins. Golly I didn't know that my neighbors and I in Beautiful Dunwoody Georgia were country bumpkins. I do admit that I have four raised beds on my patio where I raise veggies in the summer so golly maybe I am. A "cheap" house in Beautiful Dunwoody would be $200,000. An average house in Beautiful Dunwoody would be over $300,000 so it's nice to know that all of us country bumpkins are doing so well.
East Cobb County, just across the Chatahoochee, is filled with a bunch of country bumpkins also. Their home prices are comparable.
The best performing school in the state of Georgia, Walton High School, is in East Cobb County and is obviously attended by country bumpkins since it's in a red area. The worst performing school in Georgia is smack dab in the middle of a blue area.
And let's look a little bit closer at all those blue areas. The highest concentration of crime is in the blue areas. The highest concentration of poverty is likewise in the blue areas. And golly, who runs things in those blue areas? Why it's the Dimocrat Party.
I think I prefer being a dumb ol' country bumpkin living in a red area than being one of the Einsteins living in a blue area.
Posted by denny at November 5, 2004 05:14 PMThere's also no guns allowed in the blue areas.
Posted by: Sandy P on November 5, 2004 11:12 PMEisteins only in their eyes. the rest of us see them for what they are, lackwits.
Posted by: Alli on November 5, 2004 11:33 PMNot 'quite':
Rank School County
1 Davidson Magnet Richmond 100.0 100.0
2 Woody Gap High/Elementary Union 100.0 100.0
3 Johnson Magnet Richmond 99.0 99.0
4 Mcintosh Fayette 95.0 95.0
5 Walton Cobb 95.0 95.0
6 Ware Magnet Ware 95.0 95.0
It's 'Chatahoochee'.
The highest SAT scores are in the Blue areas as well.
A "cheap" house in Lilburn would be $80,000. An average house in Lilburn would be over $150,000, so it's nice to know that we value our homes in Lilburn based on how welcome our visitors feel.
Crying? Whining? Us? Perhaps ... for a day or two. That's because we care.
You have 'ownership' for the next 4 years; it's all yours. And you will have no one to blame but yourselves. If praise comes due, I'll be the first to SHOWER it upon you.
'Hate', 'spite', 'gloat', 'ridicule', 'mock': those are some of the 'moral values' I see at work here; those are some of the 'values' that called forth the Christians in defense of what is 'wrong' in this Country.
The thing I love most about my Southern home is that if I don't care to see the mote in my eye, my neighbor is only too glad to point it out.
Posted by: Dan S on November 6, 2004 02:38 AMAww, C'MON!
While I know you are being tongue-in-cheek, you can't claim to be a 'bumpkin' and also use Dunwoody in the same sentence!
Over here on the east side of Atlanta, in Lilburn, we pride ourselves on having outside-projection-TV screens stuck up in the trees (we treat each other to something different almost every night); we pride ourselves on having both indoor AND outdoor hot tubs; almost every house has a keg-beer-dispensing machine & NO CHILD in this neighborhood is immune from the scrutiny & care of any neighbor. O: we also grow things to eat in our 'plots'.
Men in the neighborhood who know how to bet on NASCAR keep us supplied in winnings, paid off in filet mignon (from losing butchers). Every house on the block (who have children) has had yellow ribbons clear up & down the street, tied to anything permanent, indicating that Jack or Jill has safely returned from military service.
We are Catholic, Methodist, Lutheran, Baptist & Episcopalian; there's that pesky Mormon who lives at the end of the cul-de-sac. Sadly, our Jewish-influence has to come over on the weekend.
Like databases, we are made up of entities with attributes.
Like gardens, we are many different flowers, weeds, and early/late bloomers.
You being a computer-guru, recently working for 'TCIDNN', you know as well as I do that if the candidates were called Bob & Sue, Sue was a shoo-in if the boss of Diebold had promised to deliver "Ohio on a silver platter!".
No matter; at least YOU WRITE what you think, feel, care about (and post Saturday Boobage- (WHAT WAS THIS most-recent 'thing'?)). Hell, I'd 'read' you just because you understand nested-loops and concatenage!
No matter; you have ruddy-good looks and a readership. From a perspective, what else could one want?? It sums down to this: y'all drink wine, we drink beer.
With the understanding that ALL of your readers are drinking (or smoking) SOMETHING, might I request some consideration?
With our fortunes here in Lil Barn turning as a result of the mandate, we just may be moving soon. May I be your neighbor ....Neighbor? I've got more cash-assests than I know what to do with.
Posted by: Dan S on November 6, 2004 04:03 AMHello from a bumpkin in MN. Nice to meet 'cha.
I can't believe that my state went blue. How embarrassing.
We live in a suburb north of Minneapolis. The ONLY people that I know who voted dummydork were the fools that I had to pair up with working as an election judge. Yikes.
Our county might look blue, but in our household, the only 'kerry' we go for is Conceal and Carry.
Just wanted to say hello, cool blog!
If you think about it, it's those "country bumpkin" voters that are the backbone of this country. That's why I am so proud of what they did this election. They reflect the true American values of what this country is based on and they haven't "forgotten" their roots. I am thankful that there are large numbers (3million more than the other dorks) of them still in this country helping us to keep America the way our forfathers wanted it to be. We could eliminate all the people in those "blue" sections and guess what, this country would be stronger and just as productive as it was before they were gone. I fear that if these libs keep breeding and brainwashing their children, we'll be a socialist state before too long. How sad.
Posted by: Ray on November 6, 2004 06:22 AMYep, I'm proud to live in a red county. And I'm proud to be a country bumpkin. My house is about average in my county, maybe $135,000 and it sits on the 4th hole of a nice little golf course. Our schools perform pretty well also. Folks here don't claim to be Einsteins, but we get by. The best thing about being a red (by the way, during the last election, I was a blue in a red county) is knowing that we have at least 4 more years to get the job done. Keep up the good work Denny. We expect more posts now that you're retired.
Posted by: Michelle M. on November 6, 2004 07:29 AMYou say country bumpkin, like it's a bad thing!
Posted by: Snake on November 6, 2004 08:45 AMDan S., you're losing it, neighbor. I can see the bulging veins on your forehead from here in Fashionable East Cobb. Your side lost. Period. Pointing that out is not "gloating", it's just a statement of fact. The post-election spew coming from the liberal elite media illustrates how truly out of touch the LOSER side is. Keep preaching, brother. You lost all credibility with me with your reference to Diebold in the above comment. Kooks and their conspiracy theories are quickly dismissed. You'd do well to listen to Zell.
Posted by: marcel on November 6, 2004 09:19 AMSnake - Nope. I'm using sarcasm to point out how utterly stupid the troll (Jimmy) is.
Dan S. - The same. I'm pointing out that the red areas are also affluent suburbs like Dunwoody and East Cobb. I'm using stats from two yeaqrs ago when Walton was the best school in the state. Cannot remember the worst but it was in the Atlanta City limits. I think Marcel handled the Diebold comment.
Posted by: Denny Wilson on November 6, 2004 09:49 AMLisakay
I am sorry you went blue again...pull up a map from '84. You were red than but Reagan was usuing blue. BTW you were the only state to vote for mondale that year.
DanS
Do you like to EAT, all those bumkins supply all your food. ie wheat veggies beef pork ect. So if they are sooooo stupid how come they control our food production. The only thing the blue areas contol is a drain on the welfare system. If I had time I would look for stats on crime dropout rates and stuff in the blue area's. Look at DC, it has the highest crime rate in the country, and i would guess the lowest literacy rate. Oh wait DC has never voted republican, shocking.
In short your democratic party screwed up and lost...GET OVER IT I could list several other reasons for the lose other then the bumkin vote.
1. Kerry is a traitor
2. Kerry is a lier
3. Kerry could not nail down a position on any issue.
4. Bush is not Kerry
5. His scag of a wife
6. Bush is a leader
7. What Senete record.
8. Baby face is a whiner
9. Did I say liberal
10. Dan Rather
feel free to add to the list
I'm a country bumpkin--and DAMN proud of it too. Because damn if us "country bumpkins" can't find keen ways to survive if we have to:
I know how to shoot a.) something for dinner, if I have to, or b.) something that poses a direct threat to me or my family.
I know how to make a bag of frozen tortellini, a cup of frozen mixed vegetables and a one-pound chub of ground chuck taste like a five-star meal.
I know how to cook armadillo, dove, or wild rabbit. In most French restaurants that would be considered "haute cuisine". We call it "pass the gravy".
I know how to light a fire without newspaper, handle a snakebite, hike over hostile terrain, fish using a cane pole and a bent safety-pin, hunt a deer with only a .22 rifle and no camo or field aids, field dress and process a kill, brew coffee using a clean sock and a pot of boiling creek-water, carry eggs in a backpack without breaking them, make an emergency litter for transporting an injured person, turn pantyhose into an emergency alternator belt, feed a family on a shoestring budget, patch a leaking roof or a hole in my clothing, cut and split wood, subdue an angry dog, drive over gravel or ice or deep mud (despite my dire phobia of driving!), make a rag-doll using scraps, watch the weather and react accordingly, grow a year's worth of vegetables on twenty square feet of arable land and still have surplus for the pantry (and conserve water while doing so), and make jam and jelly using wild berries.
AND I've never owned a horse but I know how to ride and control one.
So what's so damn bad about being a country bumpkin? At least I know that I can survive without being dependant on a steady bus schedule or a 24-hour grocery store, the sun will still rise on my world if I don't have a television, My life will still go on if I am unable to reach the nearest Starbucks for a latte and a croissant in the morning. So blue-county city-folk who feel they want to look down their noses at me can just go right on ahead, as long as they keep it out of my yard and my life. Unlike most of them, I have a gun--and I know how to use it.
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on November 6, 2004 11:50 AMI sure wish I was a country bumpkin, what with the !%#$ traffic we have in lovely Richmond, Virginia now.
Elizabeth
Imperial Keeper
Greetings from the 'lightest blue' state on the West Coast - Oregon. I take great comfort in knowing that Kerry really only carried 6 of our 36 counties. There is a mass of "red" in Oregon too. Just think what would have happened if we'd let the cows vote on the Eastern half of the state!
Proud to be a country bumpkin! Although, I too, live in the 'richest' zip code in the state. Which incidentally went 'red'. If you throw out the "People's Republic of Portland/Multnomah County", that place that businesses are leaving in droves to move to the Suburbs, along with families out of that gawd-awful Portland socialist school district, the Dems wouldn't have much.
God Bless Bumpkins.
Proud member of a vast right wing dumb red landslide!
As a resident of Missouri (St. Louis area) I am gratified to read your response to that Numbwitted Arse-licker. The lowest that my I.Q. has ever been measured is 185 and I detest gardening. Slow-witted, country, dumbfuck does not describe any of my friends. You let him have it with a double-barrel from Alabama and when you are through I'll let him have a pitch fork from Missouri. May he rot in HELL!
Posted by: The Moose on November 7, 2004 02:17 PMI have just read the other comments, and i see the SARCHASM EFFECT in operation. LOL.
Posted by: The Moose on November 7, 2004 02:20 PMElizabeth... You think Richmond has traffic? I came here from Northern VA... it's a breeze compared to that.
Denny, I look forward to your post. Remember though that I'm not some typical "moonbat liberal". I honestly believe that government from the middle is the best for the country, even though my personal values are on the left.
Posted by: Robin Palm on November 7, 2004 08:23 PMOkay. Since "y'all" didn't get it the first time. Once again...
When I mentioned the bumpkins living in rural areas, that's all I meant by it. Bumpkins live in rural areas. They live in sparsely populated areas. They are not militarty (or civilian) targets of terrorists. They do not see gays on a semi-regular basis. They don't see the smog created from their gas-guzzling vehicles they love so much (nor would they care, since they're generally fundamentalists, and don't believe that it's *possible* for them to hurt god's great earth), nor do they see the violence resulting from the weapons they love to own. Ignorance is lack of exposure. And that's what I was implying.
The GOP spent millions of dollars to try to get (successful in 11 states) gay marriage bans on the ballots, because they knew that of all things, this would bring the hardcore christians out to vote (since this is a *very* important issue, the bonding of church's and state's definition of the word "marriage"). It's similar to the scare tactics that W did for his gubernatorial campaign against Ann Richards, with flyers on the cars in church parking lots with pictures of men kissing.
The bumbkins were afraid of terror attacks. So they elected the canidate they felt was more "trustworthy". A man that sees things in black and white. A man that believes in absolute morality. A man that speaks of "good" and "evil" without his tongue in his cheek. A man the rural-living christians can identify with.
I know "y'all" will only see that I called you "ignorant", thinking it an insult. You'll probably want to say how ignorant I am of the horrible lack of morality, as if that means something. Or to tell me that Kerry's a flip-flopper. Or a traitor. Or how the media is so "liberal" (let's face it, shall we? The jews are liberal. The media's run by jews. It's not the liberal media, it's the "jew-run" media. If only we could get those damned seven jew bankers that run the world. Then the illuminati will get theirs!) Or maybe how we're at war, and therefore need a strong leader that will never say "wrong place, wrong time, wrong war" or some similar rhetoric.
I only hope something sinks in with someone. That skepticism is good. That blindly following or having faith in our leader may not be such a good idea. And that people are dying right now for a cause that no one's willing to die for.
Posted by: Jimmy on November 8, 2004 03:28 PMJimmy, the only way you could continue to dig a deeper hole for yourself is if you rented a backhoe.
Kindly get off your broad-brush-using, stereotyping, Jew-accusing high-horse and please come visit us in Reality-Land for a moment.
It doesn't matter whether Jews are Liberal or Conservative or Communist or bloody fucking Psychopathic Scalpel-Wielding Bris-Fiends. This myth that they control the media is a huge load of barnyard fertilizer that's been shot down repeatedly since the days of Hitler. Next thing you know you're going to claim the Zionists are using mind-control to make everyone eat junk food and become fat slobs.
Before you even wave that broad brush at me, I have a suggestion. You find out a little more about Denny and the regular commenters here--the ones you so condescendingly called "bumpkins"--and find out what their childhood and lives are like. For instance, I lived in Austin (you know, the State Capitol of Texas? Boy is that place a real backwater, huh?) before moving out to my rural digs. My IQ tests out at 160. I found standard academia boring. I was reading at 18 months, and reading at a college-level at 10. I used to reconstruct animal skeletons using modeling clay and college anatomy books. I am an autodidact who still enjoys spending most of my time poring over random reference books and dictionaries. I worked in the Tech industry manufacturing semiconductors, before becoming a stay-at-home Mom. I am a freelance artist and muralist who has had commissions upwards to several hundred dollars. I've lived in million-dollar mansions AND shanties with leaking tin roofs.
Most of the people who live in my current rural town commute to either San Antonio or Austin to work. Most of them are CEOs and businessmen working in the more affluent business centers of either of those two major cities. I would hardly call them "isolated".
Picking a four-block section of my modest lower-middle-class neighborhood at random, I can tell you that three of the households have large Black families, several others have large Hispanic families, there is at least one pureblooded Native American man on my block, as well as a few White couples and families, and my neighbor is half-Japanese and her children are 1/4 Japanese. Racial tension is nonexistent. Yep, and Texas is located in the South--you know, that so-called bastion of "racist ignorance" and "intolerance?"
Oh and at least three people who come to my neighbor's cafe are openly gay. One of them lives one block over from me with his partner. And they are treated just as cordially by the townsfolk as anyone else. You see, they don't feel the need to shove their preferences in everyone's face, and everyone is happy.
At least four of the families on my above-mentioned four-block radius are Atheists. The Hispanic family across the street are Catholic, as well as my neighbors. There are three Wiccans down the block--living across from a non-denominational church, ironically enough. The minister mows their lawn for them on a regular basis. The people behind me profess to being Agnostic. The lady and her kids that live one house from mine are Christian. As for me, I'm sort of Unspecified, because I'm just too curious about all schools of theology to follow any single one. I haven't found one I'm truly satisfied with yet--much to the amiable chagrin of my local Mormon and Jehova's Witness friends...
I get the strong feeling you're recieving most of your "knowledge" from tabloid rags at the convenience store. Or issues of Rolling Stone. Or the barista at your local coffeeshop; the one with the pierced eyebrows whose multiple Prince Alberts clank loudly whenever he walks. Either way, in your attempt to clarify your squealing, you've failed to impress me with your own particular brand of "ignorance" and "intolerance".
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on November 8, 2004 09:41 PMI'am terribly ashamed that Fairfax County went blue. Not by much, mind you, but blue nonetheless.
I am firmly convinced that part of the reason was that the lines at the polls were very long, and many republican voters either a) went before work and had to leave before voting to get to work on time or b) went after work and said "screw it, it's been a long day and we always go red anyway, so I'm headed home". The democratic voters, having all day with nothing better to do, had neither of these problems of course.
I will certainly be on the GOP GOTV squad for the midterms, rest assured.
I only hope something sinks in with someone.Yes, Jimmy values. Values need to sink into about 55M impaired individuals. People with values make good citizens and good neighbors. Tuesday we were happily reminded that a majority of the country still feels that way.
That skepticism is good. That blindly following or having faith in our leader may not be such a good idea.Yes, you should have been much more skeptical of Mr.Kerry - he didn't even get an honorable discharge, fercrissakes, and you bought his "hero" bit hook, line, and sinker.
And that people are dying right now for a cause that no one's willing to die for.Nobody goes over there to die, bonehead. They go there to fight. And last I checked, we have an all volunteer military. Rough men (and women), including two members of my family, my 2 best friends, another friend's son, and 3 people from my office, are right now going into harm's way to you keep you safe at your keyboard, free to whine about causes you obviously don't understand.
Crap. Where you find these guys, Denny?
"Okay. Since "y'all" didn't get it the first time. Once again..."
Ever considered we might have gotten it the first time? That it might be you missing it?
"They are not militarty (or civilian) targets of terrorists."
Everybody is a target of a terrorist. Ask the children and babies in Beslan.
"They do not see gays on a semi-regular basis."
I'm shore glad we ain't got none of dem in dese here parts.
I'm not sure which is worse, your ignorance or condescension.
I won't bother to point out my personal experiences and how many I see daily. You wouldn't believe it anyway, since the truth flies in the face of your "reality-faced viewpoint".
"They don't see the smog created from their gas-guzzling vehicles they love so much (nor would they care"
I fly around Atlanta. Believe me, I see smog. It grounds me many days. But I drive a 20mpg truck, that meets emissions standards. More importantly, I don't insist on stupid things that waste money that won't improve anything.
"since they're generally fundamentalists"
You know, I've been reading this weblog for a while... and as "conservative" as most of us are, I actually don't think I've seen a "fundamentalist christian". Maybe I've missed one, but basically, if they're fundamentalists, they're quietly so. Certainly they're not making it openly plain.
"and "on't believe that it's *possible* for them to hurt god's great earth"
Again with the ignorance. Why don't you go to Church for a few weeks? I don't, but I know many many people of faith - and they're not stupid, and they're not as arrogant as you. They have Faith, and Belief. You would probably benefit greatly by learning that, and respecting them for it. I do, and it hasn't changed my lack of faith in the slightest.
"nor do they see the violence resulting from the weapons they love to own."
I own many. If there was violence resulting from them, I'd know. (Well, I do own a large number from WWII, there may well have been some violence associated with them. We won't get into the fact that WWII was soley possible due to unarmed populations).
"Ignorance is lack of exposure. And that's what I was implying."
How can you get out of bed in the morning with a head that large? Get through the door with an ego that big?
You're accusing *me* of ignorance, when you don't have a clue about how stupid you are?
"The GOP spent millions of dollars to try to get (successful in 11 states) gay marriage bans on the ballots, because they knew that of all things, this would bring the hardcore christians out to vote"
I dispute this, but even if they did - so what? You're missing a big picture here, which is that many people are getting more and more worried by judges who refuse to be bound by _the law_. That's what concerns me.
"The bumbkins were afraid of terror attacks."
No. We wanted 4 more years of tax cuts and dead terrorists.
"A man the rural-living christians can identify with."
Where does that leave me? I'm not Christian. I live inside the city limits. (But one day I will be rural again, I swear it)
"I know "y'all" will only see that I called you "ignorant", thinking it an insult."
No, you've proven your utter lack of knowledge, thus, it's just another example of that.
"Or to tell me that Kerry's a flip-flopper."
Why? Can you possibly argue that?
"Or a traitor."
Debateable. He did disgrace his uniform, and refuses to address that disgrace, leading me to believe that his ability to lead men in that uniform would be abysmal.
"Or how the media is so "liberal""
Again, you don't even argue it. Other than to say that Hitler didn't go far enough. I'm still amazed that ANY Jews are "Liberal" these days... their political cohorts aren't very kosher.
"And that people are dying right now for a cause that no one's willing to die for."
Then why are they over there? That contradicts itself, and ought to be enough, on it's own, to prove you are spewing without thought.
Posted by: Addison (the other one) on November 9, 2004 10:32 AMC'mon Jimmy, admit it. You're really Michael Moore aren't you? At one time I was thinking of editing your comments, but I couldn't make you look any more stupid than you do yourself. It's the Joooooos! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Denny Wilson on November 9, 2004 12:15 PMOy. The jewish comment was sarcasm, you cute little smarties, you. (How's that for patronizing?)
Denny, you *have* edited/deleted my comments, and banned one of my ip's.
Meeting "emissions standards" was hardly the point. Hummers meet emission standards.
If "Everybody is a target of a terrorist", then all Iraqis are enemies. Sounds like paranoia, to me.
If you live in a city like Atlanta, (or a suburb of said city, Denny), then you're really not whom I was referring with the bumpkin remark. Not to mention, Atlanta, as christian as it is, is a liberal oasis of Georgia. Gays flock there. Ever wonder why?
I refuse to believe that the National Guardsmen who have had their contracts unwillingly extended so that they may be shipped overseas, without proper equipment, to die for a cause that our president doesn't have the balls to call a draft for (since no one wants to die for that cause) feel that their cause is worth their lives. "Contradiction"? You imply that whatever military action the US takes is inherently just, and that all that are apart of that military have faith in their leader. "Volunteers" don't volunteer out of patriotism. They volunteer because they're poor, and have no other options.
Ego? Big-headed? Probably. It's why I come here. I search for the diamond of truth, in this rough of rhetoric. Unfortunately for you folks, you've gotta put up with me. But, I must say, it's fun to ruffle your feathers.
Posted by: Jimmy on November 9, 2004 03:37 PM"They volunteer because they're poor, and have no other options."
Hey, Michael! Thought "Roger and Me" was highly overrated, and you've been going downhill since then.
Posted by: Addison (the other one) on November 9, 2004 03:59 PMWow, congrats, Addison. I bet that woulda been ever-so mildly humorous if Denny didn't just say that.
Maybe you'd be funnier if Denny makes Michael Moore jokes, and you follow up with fat jokes?!?
I'll start you off...
Hey Michael, I bet the back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs! Hardeeharhar!
Posted by: Jimmy on November 9, 2004 05:29 PMSee what I mean? How could I make Jimmy look even more ridiculous than he already is?
Jimmy I banned you because you made an off color remark about my sister not because of your ridiculous liberal ravings. Why would I want to ban someone who I can enjoy see getting bitchslapped by Addison or Addison (the other one). When debating with my commenters you are bringing a knife to a gunfight.
Posted by: Denny Wilson on November 9, 2004 05:38 PMFrothing Moonbat Meltdown in 5...4...3...2...1...
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on November 9, 2004 05:42 PMC'mon, Denny. Your sis is hot. I used that pic for a week.
Posted by: Jimmy on November 9, 2004 05:50 PMDenita,
What a lovely life you've led. I feel like I'm so close to you. You're so wonderful. Maybe someday I can live in happyland, too.
Now, this one goes out to all of the readers. Why all the personal attacks? Do any of you know what ad hominem means? Apparently, I'm a stupid hippy snowball slurping moonbat liberal commie socialist. Now that y'all have gotten that out of your system. Care to have a real, adult conversation?
For instance...
I'd like to build a time machine to go back in time and slip Denny's sis my tube steak. Anyone care to join me?
Posted by: Jimmy on November 9, 2004 06:19 PMIt's not Happyland, Jimmy. It's Reality. Give me your address and I'll send you a postcard sometime.
Don't bother sending me pics, I've been there and got plenty myself. I'm an ex-Liberal, you see.
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on November 9, 2004 07:46 PMTube steak? Tube steak!? Okay - Jimmy's a girl. No self-respecting male has used "tube steak" since 1978. Re-ban her, Denny. She's delusional and obnoxious (though either one by itself wouldn't be grounds for dismissal - they're too much fun to watch.)
By the way, Jimmy, it isn't "ad hominem" if you happen to be the actual point of discussion.
Jimmy - You beat your meat to my sister? I'll have to let her know. Too bad you can't find a real woman and have to use a picture.
Posted by: Denny Wilson on November 9, 2004 10:42 PMSee Denny, that's all I wanted. A little bit o' humor. Glad you could finally come around.
And yes, I'm tryin' to bring "tube steak" back. I like it. I coulda used something more conventional, like, the "shocker", but decided against it.
Posted by: Jimmy on November 10, 2004 03:25 PM