A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a
solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short
distance back, were about 100 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now
is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
Sent to me by Mike.
Wow, that's pretty evil..LMAO!
Posted by: Funkalicious on November 13, 2004 07:53 PMLOL! Good one! Don't tell Mr. OWW but I'm on the waiting list for that dog. :)
Posted by: Moogie on November 14, 2004 09:45 AMPLEASE! DON"T let Mama see this! She has enough ideas already....I don't like the look Pandora is giving me!
Posted by: delftsman3 on November 15, 2004 05:05 PM