This one's from Richard.
A farmer had a cow, Bessie. She was difficult, kicking over the milk
pail and refusing to come in at night. Well, Bessie got pregnant. After
she gave birth, she changed. "Bessie's really mellowed out," the
farmer told his wife. "What do you think happened?" "That's easy," she
replied.
"Don't you know, Bessie's been decalf-inated!"
Groan!
Posted by: Vulgorilla on November 15, 2004 08:15 AMThis is the worst one yet.
Posted by: The Moose on November 15, 2004 10:29 AMWWWWhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooossssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
Posted by: Easycure on November 15, 2004 10:49 AMJust horrible!
Posted by: CharlieDelta on November 15, 2004 03:39 PMYIKES! You just proved the theory the puns ARE the the lowest form of humor!
Posted by: delftsman3 on November 15, 2004 04:59 PM