Tina sent me this new way to prepare turkey for Thanksgiving.
Here is a new way to prepare your Thanksgiving or Christmas Turkey.
1. Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes.
2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully (see below )
3. Roast according to your own recipes and serve.
4. Watch your guests' faces.
Gee whiz... that bird's got a better figure than my....OH SHUT UP JIM! WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT.
Posted by: Jim Riley on November 24, 2004 10:18 PMGood move Jim, glad you're still with us.
Posted by: Pres on November 24, 2004 10:40 PMIf I saw a turkey come out of the kitchen like that,I'd be most leary of whom was doing the turkey "stuffing". "Chef's Suprise" might have a whole new meaning,AND I'll not touch any lines about cream sauces!
Posted by: big al on November 25, 2004 12:18 AMLooks like my ex-wife....only better
Posted by: Robert on November 25, 2004 12:43 AMProbably smells better than my ex-wife too.
Posted by: Robert on November 25, 2004 12:45 AMBreak me off a piece of that!
Posted by: Pharaoh on November 25, 2004 07:38 AMToo skiny. Maybe if you add some small apples under the breast skin should look better.
Posted by: Mila on December 19, 2004 05:06 PM