December 13, 2004

Monday Pun 12-13-2004

Today's Monday Pun is a riddle sent to me by Nancy. Can you name this animal?

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It's a dill-doe.

Posted by denny at December 13, 2004 12:00 AM  
Comments

Not a doe "Dill"or otherwise as it Has Horns!!!

Posted by: Airboss on December 12, 2004 11:54 PM

thanks to his hint..a dill doe.
caribou and i suspect reindeer females have horns alright.

Posted by: lg on December 13, 2004 12:36 AM

Female reindeer *do* have horns, as well as male reindeer. Males drop their horns in mid-November to mid-December; females drop their horns after they give birth in the spring. Hence, every picture of Santa and his reindeer is showing female reindeer, not male.

Maybe that's why Santa can find every house, no matter where it is, all in just 24 hours, and all without getting lost or asking for directions.

Pffft :)

Posted by: Jeannette on December 13, 2004 02:01 AM

In defense of my moniker, I must correct you. The male moose has the large rack we associate with that animal, but the female has a set much like the male deer. AND IT IS ANTLERS ~NOT~ HORNS, you dimrod!

Posted by: The Moose on December 13, 2004 04:13 AM

That was meant for airboss.

Posted by: The Moose on December 13, 2004 04:16 AM

I thought it was Rudolph the Red Nosed Pickle.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on December 13, 2004 10:06 AM

Everyone has heard of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, but few have heard of Bruno the Brown Nosed Reindeer:

He's right behind Rudolph and runs just as fast, except he can't stop as fast.

Posted by: Dan S on December 13, 2004 11:44 AM

So someone named their girl baby deer Rudolph?

Posted by: daniel on December 13, 2004 12:41 PM

The only thing you question about this is the horns? The vegetable/animal hybrid which is clearly a product of imoral leftist genetic tampering!

You people are insane.... what? Yes mother but... but mother.

Yes mother.

I have to go now.

Posted by: Murray on December 16, 2004 04:47 PM
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