December 17, 2004

Joke Of The Day

Jimmah Carter is gonna supervise the Palestinian elections.

Other headlines:

Kofi Annan vows get to the bottom of the Oil For Food scandal.

Bill Clinton takes a vow of celibacy.

Michael Moore goes on a diet.

Barbra Streisand gets a brain.

Yassir Arafat is still dead.

News at 11:00.

Posted by denny at December 17, 2004 12:56 PM  
Comments

I didn't sleep for 3 months and wake up on April 1st, did I?

Posted by: Tina on December 17, 2004 03:14 PM

I really find the first one outrageously funny.

Elizabeth
Imperial Keeper

Posted by: Elizabeth on December 17, 2004 04:33 PM

And in other news...

King County, Washington, manufactures some ballots in an attempt to swing the election to Christine Gregoire.

Just how many recounts does it take to prove that Christine Gregoire is a loser!!!!!!

Posted by: Paul on December 17, 2004 07:01 PM

Al Gore demands another recount if Florida

Posted by: Robert on December 17, 2004 09:23 PM
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