These are late Christmas puns from Richard.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Who sings "Love Me Tender," and makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis.
Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners?
"Rude"olph
What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet
Why was Santa down to only seven reindeer?
Prancer ran off with a San Fransisco interior decorator.
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on December 29, 2004 09:27 PMMost people think Santa has eight, or perhaps nine reindeer. He actually has ten, and they're all named in the "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer" song: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf, and Olive.
Rudolf the Red-Nosed ReindeerMerry Christmas, y'all. Posted by: Grognard on December 30, 2004 01:11 PM
had a very shiny nose,
and if you ever saw it,
you could even say it glows.Olive, the other reindeer,
used to laugh and call him names...