So now I know what you people want. Heads splattered or boobage. The head splatter attracted some trolls such as Abhuud the goat fornicating Arab and Sanchez, the illegal immigrant. It shows that BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) is not limited to American moonbats who are now gonna start wearing blue bracelets for easy identification.
"I sort of felt ashamed, and didn't really want to be associated with being an American," said Rothchild, who lives in New York City and voted for John Kerry.
Hey sweetie! Delta's ready when you are.
I despised Bill Clinton, but my hatred of Bill Clinton did not make me ashamed to be an American. Even had Kerry been elected, I would not be ashamed to be an American.
Somehow Catfish got a picture of my last date and sent it to me. He titled it How to tell if your date is getting "bored". Almost qualifies for a Monday Pun.
Sherry, don't look at the picture. It is dirty.
is that wonkette?
Naw, it's too far forward.
Posted by: Dave on January 16, 2005 11:51 PMSHIT,
Pass that bottle to me, slurp slurp, makes me think of Plonopo City.......
er, ahh that's Olonopo City.....Damn Margaritas
Posted by: Pres on January 17, 2005 02:56 AMHow about a pic of her friend too
Posted by: Pharaoh on January 17, 2005 04:48 AMIt's obvious that she's drinking a Penis Colada.
Posted by: Vulgorilla on January 17, 2005 07:41 AMBoobage, sure, but I'm not into milk cows.
Posted by: Jeremy on January 17, 2005 10:01 AMYou're both wrong. It's a Navy douche. My dad, a former Navy doctor, told me that it was passed around in the foc'sles on Navy ships in the '30's (when he broke in as a doc at Navy North Island) that 7-UP or beer (7=UP was preferred) would make an effective birth control douche, so the swabbies would do their hooker (sometimes right in the bar, if she was trying to get a lot of them onto her dance card) and then hand her a shaken, fizzing over 7-UP to douche with. If the bar didn't have 7-UP, they would order a beer.
Dad said that once, a married sailor brought his wife in with a 7-UP bottle lodged firmly in her vagina. It couldn't be widrawn due to the fact that after the liquid had fizzed out, a vacuum formed in the inserted bottle.
Dad knew what to do immediately. He had his corpsman wheel the young lady into a dental treatment room, and used a high-speed dental drill to bore a hole in the bottom of the bottle, relieving the vacuum and allowing withdrawal of the bottle.
True story.
Posted by: Rivrdog on January 17, 2005 10:26 AMPres - Isn't that Olongapo City? Remember how good the Tacos were at Mom's? And ice cold San Miguel to wash 'em down.
Posted by: denny on January 17, 2005 11:41 AMTo tell you the truth, I love the boobage, but the head-spatter keeps my spirits higher. It is Monday for cryin' out loud!
Posted by: CharlieDelta on January 17, 2005 12:52 PMOh my GOD...where in the fuck do y'all find this shit?! Jeezus...
LMAO
That's pretty bad. She do look extremely bored.
Posted by: Amy on January 17, 2005 03:48 PMDenny let's not forget the excellent mojo at the Bayview just up the street (Magsaysay Blvd.) from Mom's - with free porno flicks while you guzzled.
Posted by: Sandcrab on January 18, 2005 07:29 AM