Someone caught me last week recycling a Monday Pun. At my advanced age I may forget that I have posted one before. Shit happens. I'll try not to let it happen again, but I cannot guarantee it. I have about a three to four month supply and I get new submissions from readers on a regualar basis. This week's pun is from Airboss.
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
.........You're gonna love this.........
The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate.
KA-THUD! as my head slams into my desk...
Posted by: Ryley R. Hayes on January 17, 2005 12:00 AMBoo! Hiss!
Posted by: Alan on January 17, 2005 01:10 AMNice site you've got here. I was here a little more than a year ago, you eventually kicked me out for violating your rules of discussion (which I can understand, although I still maintain that I was - and am - right), and I have since stumbled back upon it. Since I was last here, I've completed basic training, AIT, jump school, and have been an Intelligence Analyst in the 82nd Airborne Division for about six months now. The joke was rather funny, as are some of your earlier ones. I'll be spreading them around the barracks. See you around.
Posted by: Stephen on January 17, 2005 02:24 AM*GROAN*
Posted by: Vulgorilla on January 17, 2005 07:35 AMDenny, that jokes on social security. Don't ruin its eligibility.
Posted by: Jeremy on January 17, 2005 10:00 AMStephen - I wonder what you said that made me do that? Thanks for serving your country!
Posted by: denny on January 17, 2005 12:06 PMThis three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!"
This horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why such a long face!?"
I'll stop now. :-)
Posted by: Garry K on January 18, 2005 05:37 PMTwo men walk into a bar. The third one ducked. ;-)
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on January 18, 2005 06:56 PM