C-Day

That wasn't so bad. Yeah the prep sucked but the golightly didn't taste as bad as so many people said it would and I've got a pretty strong stomach so it didn't make me hurl. It tasted like chalk water.

Thanks to all of you who wished me well.

Ralph Gizzip suggested that I should have a WiFi network so I could have blogged on the toilet. But Ralph, had I done that my blog would have really stunk!

Someone else suggested a television, but there was no way I could have done that.

Got to the doctor's at 9:15. They had me all poked and monitored and into the room by 10:30. Someone had put on my chart "light or no sedation" and I said that was OK since I have no sensation in that area anyway. They said they would give me some demoral and my eyes lit up.

"Demoral? That's my very favorite!"

After I got out of ICU from my back surgery, they moved me from morphine to demoral. It didn't really stop the pain, you just didn't care about it. Every time I would close my eyes, I would see pink and purple elephants and giraffes dancing on my eyelids.

That didn't happen this time. In fact, I got none of the effects. They gave me such a small dose that I wasn't a bit goofy. I was awake during the entire procedure, which lasted less than 10 minutes. The only thing I felt was a cramp from the air they blew up my colon.

Good news. No polyps. Next colonoscophy in ten years.

My doctor was a woman and a babe. I almost said, "What's a nice girl like you doing hanging out with all these assholes?"

They wheeled me back to the recovery area and notified Cindy that I was ready. I did the required farting and they let me leave. Like I said, I wasn't a bit dopey and I could have driven myself home with no sweat.

I can think of things that would be worse.

There was a guy there who had drunk two bottles of golightly. That's close to two gallons and he still wasn't cleaned out. He had to have cheated on his fasting. They told him next time he would have to do three bottles.

Having to listen to Barbara Boxer lecturing Condi Rice at her confirmation hearings. Since when does lying upset Boxer. She defended the Liar in Chief back in the 90's. Now lying bothers her? And now all of a sudden she is concerned for our military? When did that happen? Someone needs to bitchslap the crap out of her.

I see the Poodle is back from his Undermine the Morale of the Troops and Undermine the War on Terror Tour of the Middle East. He only attended the hearings to try and make the Bush Administration look bad. What an asshole!

Ted Kennedy is all upset about water boarding prisioners. Maybe they should just drown them like he did to Mary Jo Kopechne.

And tomorrow some sore losers are gonna turn their backs on President Bush during the parade. Shortly thereafter, they will hold their breaths until they turn blue (to match their bracelets) and then lay on the grounk kicking and screaming because the election didn't go their way. If only they could have counted the votes in Ohio about 500 more times they might have been able to manufacture enough votes to win. Maybe they could have used the Washington State voter registration system.

County Election Officials in Washington State, specifically King and Pierce Counties require two forms of identification to vote:

1. Any kind of voter registration card,

2. and a Toe Tag.

Thanks to Charlieb.

By the way, d'ya notice that voting irregularities only occur in Dimocrat counties. How does that work? How do Dimocrats get disenfranchised in Dimocrat counties?

Posted by denny at January 19, 2005 06:35 PM