Dear Harvey

To: Henry Reed, Speaker of the Senate
From: Barbra Streisand

Dear Harvey:

I wasn't going to watch the moron's speach last night, but Jim made me do it. I have to humor him every now and then and let him think that he wears the pants in the family. I mean, I'm an international superstar and he sells transmissions.

I just cannot stand looking at that idiot smirk. It's bad enough that he stole the election in 2000 by 500 votes but then he steals the 2004 election by 90,000 votes. How did you Democrats let that happen?

Can you believe he wants to privatize Social Security? He wants to let people control their own money. How stupid is that? I have accountants manage my money. Average Americans are not smart enough to manage their own money. They proved how dumb they were by voting for Republicans.

What is up with those Iraqis and their blue fingers? Don't they know how to wash their hands? Why are they so proud of being filthy? Even my maid, Conchita, and my gardener, Pedro know how to wash their hands. I'll bet there's a shortage of soap in Iraq. Just another example of how Bush and Renfield have screwed up the war.

He says he wants to do something about immigration. He better not stop Mexicans from coming here. If not for them, I wouldn't have my house cleaned or my grounds taken care of.

And why is he against happy marriage? I think everyone should be happy in marriage but if not, they should be allowed to get a divorce. He's for a constitutional amendment forbidding happy marriage. How dumb is that? Next thing you know he's going to appoint judges who will forbid divorce. I tell you, I'm ready to leave the country.

"We as Democrats may be in the minority in Congress, but we speak for the majority of Americans." (Right off her website. Some of this stuff I can't make up. - GOC)

I'm looking forward to working with you and the rest of the Democrats in the coming months. Let me know if I can be of any assistance.

Luv ya,
Babs

Update: As Greg pointed out in comments the quote above was from a speech given by Ted "Swimmer" Kennedy. Babs posted the speech on her site. It is such liberal blather that I thought it was from Babs.

Posted by denny at February 3, 2005 10:24 PM  Category: Faxes From Babs