March 08, 2005

Bushitler The Chimp Is A Racist

It's always nice to open up the Opinion section of the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation and see a good old fashioned rant against the President. Nothing like a good old fashioned leftwing screed like this one by Eugene Robinson. Ya see, Eugene doesn't think Bush likes black people. Go figger.

I have to assume that President Bush's sudden concern for my life expectancy, and that of my homies, is just breathtaking political cynicism, nothing more. He isn't sincere. If he were, it would mean a road-to-Damascus transformation as profound as his earlier conversion from jejune, fun-loving frat boy to sober, responsible man of God.

Now what is Eugene talking about?

Here's what he said in January, pitching his dodgy private Social Security accounts at a forum: "African-American males die sooner than other males do, which means the system is inherently unfair to a certain group of people. And that needs to be fixed."

Now that is true. The biggest winners in Social Security are old white women since they live the longest. The biggest losers are black males because they have the shortest life expectancy. I don't know exactly where that leaves Michael Jackson since he used to be a black male and now appears to be a white female. But to Eugene, naturally, It's all Bushhitler The Chimp's fault that black males have short lives.

Like I said, it takes your breath away. An administration that claims to be colorblind, that has been consistently hostile to affirmative action, that deals with black America mainly by inviting some preachers to the White House every now and then to toss them a few faith-based dollars --- an administration that denies race any importance --- has suddenly identified a blatant racial injustice and is determined to right it?

Yep! Oh, by the way, which racist administration appointed the first black secretary of state? Which racist administration appointed the first black female national security advisor? Which racist administration appointed the first black female secretary of state?

What this would mean, if Bush were serious, is that he now accepts race as an objective, quantifiable factor in American life. Not only that: It would also mean that to measure the impact of race, he is using not "opportunity" --- the Republican mantra --- but "outcome," which is doctrinal heresy. The grave, after all, qualifies as the ultimate outcome.

No Eugene. This has nothing to do with outcome. This has everything to do with the "fairness" bullshit that you liberals keep spouting. Is it fair for someone to contribute to a program all of his life and have nothing to show for it because he died before he could collect it? With private accounts, at least his descendants would get some money.

Now Eugene goes on to rant about how there are more black men on death row than there are white men. Of course, this has nothing to do with the fact that black men commit more crimes than whites. What's sad is most of the crime is black on black crime.

Then he has to bring up health care as regards the black community.

So let's fix it, Mr. President. According to health statistics your administration published last year, one big factor is that infant and neonatal mortality rates for black Americans are nearly three times those for whites. A lot of black baby boys never make it out of the hospital. Let's start with that.

OK. Sounds good. Why do you think that is?

Why would infant mortality in black America be nearly twice as high as in impoverished, repressed Cuba, to cite one comparison? For one thing, the mothers of those doomed black baby boys are twice as likely to be teenagers as the mothers of white baby boys, and those too-young black mothers are twice as likely to have had no prenatal care. Blacks are less likely than whites to have health insurance and more likely to use hospital emergency rooms as their primary source of physician care.

I call bullshit on Cuba! Those numbers are cooked. And let's reread one telling sentence in the previous paragraph: For one thing, the mothers of those doomed black baby boys are twice as likely to be teenagers as the mothers of white baby boys, and those too-young black mothers are twice as likely to have had no prenatal care.

Babies having babies. I've written about that before. Is it Bush's fault that black mothers are twice as likely to be teenagers as white mothers?

He continues..

Please, no lectures about personal responsibility and choice. That was the old you.

But. That. Is. The. Whole. Farking. Problem!!!!! That is why there are twice as many black teenage mothers than white teenage mothers. Lack of personal resonsibility and choice. That is not the fault of the Bush Administration. That is the fault of black leaders like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who prefer to blame rich white Republicans for the problems in the black community rather than preaching personal responsibility and choice.

Black men 15 to 24 are eight times more likely to be murdered than white men that age. Fix it, please.

I can fix it. Wanna know how?

1. Find black leaders who will preach personal responsibility. Send Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and the rest of the RWPP (Race Warlord Poverty Pimps) packing.

2. Change the culture of black children that thinks getting an education and doing well in school is "acting white".

3. Stay in school and get an education and learn how to read, white, and speak English. Ebonics is not a language.

4. Here's the drastic one. Any woman, black or white (I'm looking to fix all poverty here) who goes on welfare gets sterilized. Yeah, like that's gonna happen. Someone who cannot afford one child should not be having even more children that they cannot afford. Having children and expecting me to support them is not a right.

Eugene then goes on to explain that poverty is the problem. No shit! we've thrown over $5 trillion trying to solve poverty in this country and we still have it. Why? Because giving poor people money will not solve poverty. If it did, we'd have no poverty today.

The way you solve poverty is to teach poor people how to work. You can't get a good job if you drop out of school. You can't get a good job if you can't read and write English. Don't get me started on bilingual education.

The liberals have destroyed the gummint schools by turning them into socialist indoctrination centers. Their misguided welfare problems have created a permanant underclass. If the KKK wanted to fuck up blacks they could not have done a better job than the liberals have. Robert Kleagle Byrd probably chuckles about this on a daily basis.

Eugene keeps on rambling on with the typical liberal bullshit, but I cannot read anymore. He doesn't realize that he is part of the problem, especially when he says "Please, no lectures about personal responsibility and choice." That is the solution but he is too blind to see it.

Posted by denny at March 8, 2005 09:18 PM  

4. Here's the drastic one. Any woman, black or white (I'm looking to fix all poverty here) who goes on welfare gets sterilized. Yeah, like that's gonna happen. Someone who cannot afford one child should not be having even more children that they cannot afford. Having children and expecting me to support them is not a right.

Change that just slightly to anyone, not any woman, and reversable sterilization, and I'm right there with you.

Afterall, one man can cause more babies than one woman can have, and most women (assorted methods of artificial insemination aside) do not get pregnant by themselves.

And make it reversable, because it's possible to get off of welfare. And if you can get off of it and stay off of it and decide that you want children when you can afford them, there's no reason to punish you for a rocky past you've overcome.

Otherwise, I agree with every point.

Posted by: Samira on March 8, 2005 11:11 PM

Oh you are so right!! But I do agree with samira; being poor and out of a job isn't a shame. STAYING poor and unemployed is!

Posted by: Michele on March 9, 2005 09:03 AM

GREAT COMMENT Shamira! Men, white and black are as much of a problem as the women. Personal responsibility and choice. Give any guy who fathers an out of wedlock child a injection that renders him impotent. forget sterilization, that would only make the problem worse. Pregnancy is the tip of the iceberg. VD is the core of it, especially AIDS and herpes. When the poor become ill, its our tax dollars that pay to treat them. There need to be incentives to promote personal responsibility, and harsh punishments are the best incentive. A sterile man or woman can still enjoy sex. An impotent guy is no fun for either of them.

Posted by: jeremy on March 9, 2005 09:25 AM

Samira - Thanks. I should have put men in there also since they share the blame. That's another part of the hip hop culture: see how many bitches he can knock up. Sad.

Posted by: denny on March 9, 2005 11:08 AM

Jeremy, yours may be the most ridiculous post I have ever read here. If you are 13 or under, then I suppose I understand.

Posted by: Erik on March 9, 2005 05:23 PM

How do you see it as ridiculous? For many people who are into the swing game, it would not matter one bit if they were sterile, in fact it relieves them of one fear, child support. Their claim to fame is their masculinity as proven by their libido. It would be a hard smack in the face to them if they could no longer get it up. their days of counting coupe with their penis would be over. Do you NOT believe in personal responsibility? do YOU think its OK to go out and father children you have no intention of supporting? let alone mentoring? Fatherhood does not end with ejaculation, it starts there. Its not a 9 month, or an eighteen year commitment, its a lifelong commitment. Your children, if you ever have any, will be looking to you for answers, help, recognition, and approval up until the day you die. Assuming you are the sort of person who is worth getting approval from, recognition from, help from, or answers from. So you go to NYU, big deal. What are you going to make of your life? Will you be worthy of the admiration of a two year old?
Does it bother you that I detest seeing my hard earned dollars go to pay for medicating someone who was too lazy to take care of themself? not to mention too stupid to avoid an easily avoidable problem?
Or did I touch too close to home for you?

Posted by: jeremy on March 9, 2005 09:24 PM

What is this "impotence injection?" Does it last permanently, or will we have the federal or state government come by once a week to administer it? Is there an anti-venom, Batman?

I was cracking on your infantile fantasy and your crappy writing, not your point of view.

Posted by: Erik on March 10, 2005 09:14 AM

If you don't like my writing, Tough! It got me through college, and compared to a lot of what I see on the internet, including your childish antics, iis pretty darn good. As to your question, its called chemical castration, and we, routinely administer it to sex offenders. They come in for regular shots and tests. The drug most commonly used is depo-provera, a progestin that inhibits testosterone production.
So its not a fantasy dumbass. I am simply advocating expanding its use to include deadbeat fathers.

Posted by: jeremy on March 10, 2005 01:42 PM

Eric - There is actually a procedure known as chemical castration. It is used on pedophiles.

Posted by: denny on March 10, 2005 05:02 PM

Thanks Denny, I guess he is too retarded to google it. So much for a liberal arts major being worth a crap ;-)

Posted by: jeremy on March 10, 2005 06:06 PM

Yes. It is Bush's fault that the teenagers are pregnant because his sex ed. program is one that is designed to work in the 19th century ,not the 21st. Teen pregnancies are up under Bush because his prevention program is B.S.----you know, the same thing your full of. I'll bet your rheumy eyes in your wrinkled , crippled ol' head are brown you're so full of it.

Posted by: headless lucy on March 11, 2005 04:02 PM

My mistake, but you're still living in a fantasy world Jeremy. With your terrific writing skills and thoughtful analysis, one would think you could do better than cheap name calling and guessing my background based on an email address.

Posted by: Erik on March 11, 2005 06:44 PM

"3. Stay in school and get an education and learn how to read, white, and speak English"

Heh heh heh...

Posted by: Mr. Bruce on March 12, 2005 02:49 AM

Well Eric, maybe I shouldn't have stooped to your low level. Didn't mean to crowd the bottom there. Since MOST SCHOOLS use the students initials followed by the count of how often they have been used to identify students, I determined that you were most probably a student. Professors receive a diffrent system which varies by school, but I guess you already knew that. So tells everyone that your last name begins with l and that you were the 233rd person with the initials ecl to register at NYU. Also since NYU bills itself as "a mecca for generations of writers, musicians, artists and intelectuals" its a safe bet you are getting a liberal arts degree. So after you get your art deco history degree, come see me. I have a friend who has a nice cafe, he is always looking for kitchen help.

Posted by: jeremy on March 12, 2005 08:59 AM

Eric, Jeremy, quit fighting.

Headless Lucy - What an apropos name. Without a head you obviously don't have a brain. Remember the rules. Insults need to be creative. Alas, your insults aren't. What grade are you in? 6th? 7th? Do your parents know that you are surfing the web?

Posted by: denny on March 12, 2005 03:07 PM

It's kinda funny to hear people slamming Bush's policies towards Africa again. I recall Bob Geldof tearing the EU a new one and applauding Bush for his anti-HIV programs in Africa. That was back in 2003 and Geldof took loads of flak for supporting Bush on that.

One comment that I found was "It is true that he has announced $15 billion to fight HIV and AIDS. But most of the money will be channelled through USAID, a government body that pushes US strategic and economic interests." How American president who promotes America's interests instead of just signing over a blank check.

Some people are just delusional. ;-)

Posted by: zonker on March 12, 2005 04:03 PM
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