Yet another one from Richard.
A snail grew tired of his reputation for being slow. He decided to get some fast wheels--a Nissan 350Z. But he insisted that it be changed to a 350S. "S stands for snail," he said. "I want everybody who sees me
roaring past to know who's driving." The dealer complied. Pretty soon, the snail was roaring down the highway. And when people saw him zooming by, they'd say,
"Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
Posted by denny at March 21, 2005 12:00 AMthats really a lame rip off...
Posted by: Greg DiCroce on March 20, 2005 10:22 PMArrrggghhhhh!!!
Posted by: Steel Turman on March 20, 2005 10:57 PMThats like when they were trying to come up with a name for the now Nissan cars. When told the only had a week, the designers said Datsoon?!
Posted by: paul gregory on March 21, 2005 12:00 AMWhere in the world do you dig up your jokes?? *L* At least it gets a groan going for monday morning!
Posted by: Michele on March 21, 2005 04:50 AMIf I remember correctly, a version of this joke was told by the COMEX director over dinner in the movie 'Trading Places'.
Great movie, that.
Posted by: MrJimm on March 21, 2005 09:00 AMI know that snail! he was the same guy who was mugged by a gang of turtles. He called 911, and the cops arrived and asked him to recount exactly what happened. The snail said, "It's tough to say, it all happened so quickly."
Posted by: John Cunningham on March 21, 2005 12:32 PMOne good ARGH deseves another...
LORENA BOBBITT'S SISTER ARRESTED
API - Clearwater Florida - Lorena Bobbitt's sister Luella was arrested yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition.
Luella has been charged with one count of a misdewiener.
Michele - All of my jokes and graphics are sent to me by friends and readers.
Posted by: denny on March 21, 2005 03:19 PM