April 01, 2005

I Love The French

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

APRIL FOOL!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by denny at April 1, 2005 01:42 PM  Category: French Bashing
Comments

Another good one would have been the Frogs commit troops to Iraq.

Posted by: Greg DiCroce on April 1, 2005 02:02 PM

Were you even able to type that with a straight face???

Posted by: WarWagon on April 1, 2005 02:03 PM

Or their Naval Fleet going to sea, or whatever the proper term would be.

Posted by: Tina on April 1, 2005 02:49 PM

My son is taking French as his foreign language in high school because that was all that worked in his schedule. I'm trying to think what possible use he could have for that language. He'll have no reason to say "I surrender" or "Stupid American," so I'm at a loss.

Posted by: Woody on April 1, 2005 04:26 PM

Good luck in Iraq guys!!!

We the french are not as stupid as you are. How can you believe that you will bring democracy to Iraq, just by invading it?

You have to learn from older countries such as France...because you're still a young and immature country, as I can see.

Posted by: Chenonceaux on April 11, 2005 06:12 AM

Yeah Froggy we learned a lot from you guys in WWII didn't we? How's that aircraft carrier going? Has it left port yet? Maybe you haven't been watching the news, but we did pretty well in Iraq.

Posted by: Denny Wilson on April 11, 2005 12:01 PM

Congratulations!!! You have been making a good job in Iraq. As Bush says : God Bless you! God bless the wonderful America!!!
Iraq is becoming an islamic republic, there are bomb attacks every day, you haven't found any weapons of mass destruction...etc. Is it what you call a success? I'm really impressed. You can be sure that I watch the news everyday, but certaily not Foxnews which is visibly your favorite source of information (propaganda).
You can't imagine how ludicrous and pathetic you look to the europeans (not only to the French). Everyone hate your politics and disapprove your fascist behaviour. But the most boring is your lack of culture and knowledge about others countries. You are absolutely not open-minded, you satisfy yourself by living in your bubble and don't even realize how arrogant you are towards others. How do you dare to insult a country (France) which disagrees with your politics? Do you know that we are a sovereign country and that we'll never be your poodle?
Keep living in your dream!


Now let's talk about France. This country was created 2OOO years ago and yet still exists. Then, we don't need to be given a lecture by anyone and certainly not by a country as young and inexperimented as the USA. You get my point?
Besides, your hatred against France reveals this immaturity.
By the way, since we are just a bunch of cowards, could you just give them back the statue of liberty? I think it would be the best way to pay tribute to Lafayette and the french army which liberated you from the english crowd.

Posted by: Chenonceaux on April 11, 2005 01:43 PM

Geez dude. You don't even know your own history. 2000 years ago France was a Roman Province. We've only been a country since 1776 and we're already more powerful than France ever was. Pisses you off doesn't it? And 60 years ago you surrendered to the Germans and wouldn't exist now if it wasn't for the United States. Everytime one of you Frogs commments you always have to bring up the Revolutionary War and the Statue of Liberty. We paid the Revolutiuonary War debt by saving your pansy asses in WWI. You now owe us for saving your pansy asses in WWII. If we would have known that you were gonna whine over and over about the Statue of Liberty we would have told you assholes to keep it. Your vaunted French culture is nothing but craven cowardice. Fuck you! Now, I suggest you read the Rules of this site before I start playing Whack a Troll with you.


Posted by: Denny Wilson on April 11, 2005 11:46 PM

You are right. I am a citizen of a country full of cowards with a bankrupt culture. We have no idealism left and are jealous because not only did you save us twice in two world wars but also protected us from Soviet Union during Cold War becasue we were too coward to protect ourselves. While you were trying to overthrow Saddam we opposed you because we were making money on Oil For Food.

Posted by: Chenonceaux on April 12, 2005 11:37 AM

LOOOOOOOOL!!!!! I am stupid because I didn't read The Rules or the disclaimer on the comment form. France sucks!

Posted by: Chenonceaux on April 12, 2005 05:01 PM
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