Today's Saturday Boobage has a patriotic theme. It was sent to me by Ron and it is the proper way to unfold the flag.
HOW TO UNFOLD THE FLAG
OK, listen up, we always hear about how to fold a flag properly...
But, did anyone ever show you how to unfold a flag properly???
Luckily enough, I'm here to save the day!!!
Make sure you take the proper steps in the proper order, otherwise things won't come out right!!!
First: You have to Locate Your Flag.
Second: Firmly Grasp the Edges.... and Pull, Slightly....
Lastly. Observe..In Quiet Reverence....
End of Lesson....
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
And the owners of its BIG, BOLD, Fine Boobage!
God bless America!!
Posted by: Alan on April 2, 2005 02:18 AMAmen, brother.
Posted by: Dan on April 2, 2005 06:02 AM.....and the rockets red glare.......
Posted by: Ric on April 2, 2005 10:31 AMMy my my, Glory hallelujah!
Posted by: Jesse on April 2, 2005 12:39 PMI meant the golden retriever :)
Posted by: Jesse Brown on April 2, 2005 12:41 PMI've said it before and I'll say it again....that's a DAMN fine flag!
Posted by: Duncan on April 2, 2005 12:54 PMI stand up to salute THAT! Oh, YEAH!
Posted by: The Moose on April 2, 2005 03:05 PMI've given this a lot of thought...I'd walk five miles through a mine field just to hear her FART over a field phone!
Posted by: Andy on April 2, 2005 10:44 PMMy country, tits of thee
Posted by: jimbob on April 3, 2005 06:08 PMThese photos would be more compelling if she weren't so obviously drunk and/or stoned on X. Maybe I'm being too critical..
Of course, naked boobies at Spring Break locales aren't exactly a novel thing anymore.
Posted by: EatShiz on April 4, 2005 01:56 AM