Monday Pun 4-4-2005

For today's Monday Pun I have gone way back into the archives to select this one from Richard.

The golfing world is celebrating a new invention that promises to revolutionize the sport. The new device that is receiving so much attention is called the "bee nut." It is a fastening attachment that allows players to adjust the heads on their clubs to any angle, saving
the need to carry a bagful of clubs. Thus, for xample, a player can use the same club to putt or get out of a sand trap. Golf clubs with this modification are selling quickly, and players are taking golfing picnics ...,

so they can try their new "bee-nut putter sand-wedge."