April 11, 2005

24 Update

Only two things:

1. The Mummy is brilliant! He knew where the football was gonna be because he was within driving distance. He only had a one hour headstart on the CTU helicopter but still beat it by twenty minutes.

2. The quickest way to death on this show is to accompany Jack on any mission.

Now go over here and read the good updates.

Posted by denny at April 11, 2005 10:03 PM  
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LOL, at first, you were amazed at this show, now you just post about it to point out it's moronic flaws lol.

Posted by: Josh Fahrni on April 11, 2005 10:17 PM

I admit I got hooked early, but the more I watched, the more fun it was to notice all the flaws in the script. Now I have more fun watching it and then going over to Television Without Pity and reading the updates. They're better than the show.

Posted by: denny on April 11, 2005 11:57 PM

The posts and the comments on Dave Barry's blog about the show are even more funny than TWP's. I can't even watch the show any more!

Posted by: Candy on April 12, 2005 12:10 AM

When the agent got out of the choper with Jack I told my wife He's dead. He didn't make it 30 seconds after departure.

Posted by: Greg DiCroce on April 12, 2005 01:17 AM

What jumped out at me was the cell phone signals. When the unlucky young couple was near the creek (in the middle of the desert? Uh...no.) wifey couldn't get a cell signal. She walks upwards about five whole feet and miracle of miracles! she gets a signal. Yet later, when they are on the lower level of the power station, the cell phone (and later Jacks's) seem to work flawlessly. Yeah *that's* real believable.

In other news, we (thankfully) saw very little of Edgar, Chloe was actually being quiet and cooperative and Audrey made herself useful, for the most part.

Vice Prez dude is definitely up to no good. Well, duh..

Posted by: EatShiz on April 12, 2005 03:07 AM

Yeah, don't any of those dipshits know how to put a cell phone on vibrate? And you just know whatever actor is assigned to work with Jack gets all depressed. And one UNARMED helicopter to go get the football, when you have an entire Marine base just minutes away? With Harriers? Apaches? Force Recon?

I suspect the Mummy turns into sand and flies on the wind to get about.

And Edgar must die. Preferably he and Chloe both, in a knife fight, where they both fall into a pool of acid.

I may get one of my Christmas wishes...to see L.A. get blowed up...even if it's only pretend.

Posted by: Bane on April 12, 2005 07:48 PM
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