OK. I lied about not posting until Wednesday. Here's the new three dollar bill.

From Catfish.
ROFLMAO! This puts new meaning into the phrase "queer as a three dollar bill".
Posted by: Jack on April 26, 2005 11:49 AMI think Miss-ter Jackson deserves to be on the $Pi bill instead.
The $Pi bill, it's just a little more so than the $3 bill and infinitely irrational about it.
John Bouler
Posted by: jbouler on April 26, 2005 03:02 PMOff topic - if you chew my ass I will never do it again.
Denny - did you give up on 24? I thought last night's episode was full of fun stuff - anorexia hag fully transformed to ACLU puke, mummy's cell phone working flawlessly from the sewers (although this is technically possible, assuming the local taxpayers ponied up millions for cell repeaters and cabling - very doubtful), the ugly chick (sorry, I know you like her) who was terrified of going outside, and then knowing how to operate the semi-auto and wasting the Aay-rab hit man, the Aay-rab computer geek who put the schematic for the nuke activation chip in the laptop's waste basket and forgot to delete/shred it, mummy seeing the robot camera thru the vent slit even though there couldn't have been any light in the vent- I'm forgetting some good ones for sure but you get the drift.
When are we going to get that 15 minutes of Jack taking a crap? (apologies to whoever's idea this was)
Toodles,
Cap'n Ron
Posted by: Cap'n Ron on April 26, 2005 04:36 PMHey jbouler - don't get all mathy on us.
Posted by: Cap'n Ron on April 26, 2005 04:40 PMI owe my friend 30 bucks. I'm gonna print out ten of these and pay him. Think he'll notice?
Hey, Denny! Give us the back side of this bill! ROFLMAO!!!!
Posted by: Paul on April 28, 2005 03:21 AMRemember the movie the Eiger Sanction? Wacko should have his fugly mug on a nine dollar bill because he could change a nine in threes.
Posted by: Jeremy on April 28, 2005 11:42 PMInstead of 'as queer as a 3 dollar bill' I always liked the saying 'about as straight as a circle'. :) It fits, he doesn't look quite deranged enough though.
Posted by: Alli on April 29, 2005 09:44 PM