Dear Jim

To: John McClane
From: Barbra Streisand

Dear Jim:

At last we have a Republican we can count on. Thank you for coming up with the compromise to preserve the filibluster. As you know, the filibluster is in the Constitution and those Nazi Republicans were trying to make a naked power grab. It's bad enough that Busch stole the 2000 election. Then he conspired with the company who makes the voting machines to steal the election in Ohio and get a second term. With enough recounts that tall guy with the nice hair would have won.

Why don't you switch parties and become a Democrat. Everything I hear about you says that your beliefs are closer to the Democrats than those fascist Republicans.

I'm just worried that Joe W. Bush will appoint judges that will take us back to the days before civil rights for everyone. If we're not careful, the Republicans will bring back slavery. Everyone knows that it was Abraham Linkon and the Democrats who freed the slaves. If it weren't for Southern Democrats like Senator Richard Byrd and Al what's-his-names father the civil rights that Michael Luther King fought for would have never happened. Republicans filiblustered against civil rights. I know my history.

Anyway thanks for helping out Charles Shuman and Tom Kennedy in their fight to keep extremist judges off the bench. You are a great American. Tell Helen Clinton how much I love her and I'll vote for her in 2007 when she runs for president.

Luv ya,
Babs

Posted by denny at May 26, 2005 09:18 PM  Category: Faxes From Babs