Anyone who has spent any amount of time in the woods knows about chiggers. Chiggers are little parasites that burrow under your skin to suck on your blood. They itch like hell. They also like warm, moist places like your crotch.
The best way to kill chiggers is with nail polish. There will be a little red spot where the chigger burrowed under your skin. Cover it up with nail polish. It cuts off the air of the little bastards. Before they die, they go nuts as they suffocate and try to dig their way out. You feel a little pain and then it's over.
Watching the Dimocrat Party and the Lamestream Media reminds me of chiggers. They're losing and they are going nuts!
We had the Rathergate forged memos which some people still believe are for real. I was an IBM Office Products Customer Engineer from 1973 to 1977. I worked on typewriters. There was only one typewriter capable of typing those memos and that was a composer. There was no way that the Texas Air National Guard would have one of those. The other option was an executive typewriter, but it did not justify the right margins. The memos were forged. Yet, we have the LSM, who hates George Bush and the Republicans so much, circle the wagons and come up with stuff like "Fake but accurate." It's chiggers trying to dig their way out.
The Koran abuse bullshit. Once again, they hate the Bush Administration and the WOT so much that Newsweek ran with an unsubstantiated story to make America look bad. Rather than calling bullshit, the rest of the LSM defended Newsweek. Fucking chiggers dying of suffocation.
Do they ever hate the Blogosphere. We're unedited bloggers in pajamas. No one controls us. I got news for the assholes in the LSM. I have published untrue stuff and have been called on it within two hours. I think we're doing a better job than the LSM. They're chiggers. They're dying and going nuts.
And just listen how the LSM goes off on Fox News. They're so pissed off that now there is some sort of counterbalance to the liberal spin on the news. Fox is creaming CNN and they cannot stand it. The nail polish has been applied and the chiggers are going wild.
Look at how the Dimocrats are going wacko. Howard Dean is a major chigger infection. The nail polish is sending him over the edge.
After the nail polish is applied there is a lot of pain. It gets worse before it gets better, but eventually the chiggers die.
That's what we are seeing today with the LSM and the Dimocrat Party.
The nail polish has been applied, they're suffocating, and they're trying to dig their way out.
They're dying and they hate it.
Posted by denny at June 15, 2005 10:52 PMMay the left burn in their self-imposed hell.
Posted by: veteran from hell on June 16, 2005 03:58 AMI just wish that nail polish were faster acting. My analogy is that they're behaving like a herd of Wildebeest with lions amongst them at feeding time. Some even look like one. Schumer and Clinton anyone? The difference being Wildebeest are not predatory animals.
Posted by: Jack on June 16, 2005 10:59 AMI thought one used lard.
Posted by: Sandy P on June 16, 2005 12:57 PMThey are also called redbugs inthe south, those bastards suck your blood and hurt like shit. The other thing we have are TICKS, I have two or three ticks on me everyday. The ticks walk around on your bady until they find a nice soft spot then they dig in. Shit theey hurt, I try and pull them off, as soon as I feel them biting. If they stay on your for a long time, those little bastards swell up to the size of a nickel, and full of blood. A good way to kill redbugs and ticks if they did in your private area, is to shave the one side of your hair off and set fire to the hairy side and when the bug run out of the hair into the clean side, kill them with an icepick.
Posted by: catfish on June 16, 2005 01:13 PMCat - Another way (and this works for crabs too) is sand and alcohol. The little bastards get drunk and start throwing boulders at each other.
The best way to get a tick out is to use a match. Light it, blow it out, and then put it on the tick. This should make him pull his head out. If you pull out the tick and leave the head in, the bite can get infected.
Posted by: Denny on June 16, 2005 01:36 PMThanks for the advise on ticks there Cat, not sure which would be worse, the tick, the fire, or the ice pick in my jewels.
There is a diffrence between chiggers and libtards though, chiggers are natural, and have some redeeming value as part of the food chain.
Haven't made up my mind on the media though, I'm beginning to think that the newsiance is just another sitcom and that the pseudo (w)anchors are just (bad) actors.
Quoted and linked this on my blog.
Thank you,
Another option on ticks & chiggers is to go to the movies and get some popcorn with WAY extra salt. Drop some down to the little bastages, and when they all get up to go get a drink of water, change seats.
Works every time!
If I've told you once, I've told you 1000 times...It's chegroes.
Posted by: Nathan Bedford Forrest on June 17, 2005 11:57 AM