What a Maroon!

There was a comment posted on my latest Molly Ivins fisk by some booger eatin' moh-ron named Peter. It was so inane that I decided to share it with all of my readers. There are times that I think I should give out an award just for dickheads like Peter. Mabybe I could name it the Maroon Award. Or perhaps name it the Booger Eatin' Moh-ron Award.

Peter is not a native English speaker and as such there will be grammatical and spelling errors. I don't hold that against him. I admire him for being able to communicate in more than one language. The sad thing is that he doesn't have anything worth communicating.

So, without further ado, here's Peter's comment with commentary by me.

Well well, you should watch Star Wars 3, maybe you would learn why hate only creates hate, how all of you are frightened by mass media to make you agree with the war for "the republic".

First off, we are not fighting a war for "the republic". We are fighting a war against dirtbag Islamic sheetheads who are members of a religion mired in the 7th Century. We had two pussy presidents, Carter and Clinton, who appeared weak to Osama bin Laden. Carter was totally inept in the Iranian hostage crisis and so was the "international community". That's one reason we cannot depend upon the "international community" to help us fight terrorism. Clinton was more interested in getting blowjobs than in being commander-in-chief. I will also fault Reagan for cutting and running after the Marine barracks was blown up in Beirut.

Hate breeds hate? Of course it does, but you cannot appease these fanatical bastards. The only way you can deal with them is to use deadly force and kill them and that is what we are doing. We're not pussies like the French and Germans (I think Peter is German, BTW).

That is the way fashist came to power in germany.

Since I think Peter is German I guess he should know. Listen up Peter, you ignorant EUnuch! The United States is not a fascist state. It is nowhere near to being a fascist state. It remains one of the most free countries in the world. Do you think our Lamestream Media could be so anti-Bush if we were a fascist state? Use your fucking brain!

The only difference between Bush and Palpatine is that Bush is too stupid to be that evil, but hopefully his familly is here to help him.

Yet somehow, this stupid guy, Bush, won two elections (The Dimocrats claim he stole both elections which must mean that they were outsmarted by an idiot.). It also turned out that his grades at Yale were higher than Kerry's. He is the first American president with an MBA. He successfully overthrew two gummints. We need more idiots like this running the country. He has been underestimated throughout his political career. He was underestimated by the Dimocrats. He was underestimated by Osama bin Laden. He thought he was dealing with a wimp like Clinton. He was underestimateed by Saddam Hussein. My big gripe against Bush is that he has allowed domestic spending to go through the roof.

Several studies were made about the media, and your media are the more subjective among developped countries according to several studies and even some amricans.

Yep! Holy crap! Peter was right about sumpin'. Even a blind squirrel can sometimes find an acorn. Our media is very subjective but it is not pro-Bush. The LSM is the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party. The only counter balance to ABCCBSNBCMSNBCCNNNPR, the New York Times, the Washington Post, the L. A. Times, the Chicago Tribune, the St. Louis Post Dispatch, the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation, (insert your home town newspaper here), and the rest of the LSM is Fox News, the Washington Times, and the Blogosphere. When you come to Atlanta you will get to see that for yourself.

Do you know that in Europe we can hear several times a week how America killed civilians or dropped unfortunatly a bomb on an hospital, or killed several hundreds of inocent child and women knowing what they were doing?

Do you know that I don't give a flying fuck what you hear or think? Did you know that we are fighting a war, a war that was declared on us by a bunch of Islamic, nutjob, sheetheads? We didn't start the war, but as long as we don't elect another Carter or Clinton we will finish it. You fuck with the USA at your own peril.

We hear that you don't care about environnement,

Fucking right! Fuck the environment. We pour all the pollutants we can into the air. It's funny because when I'm in a large European city I find their pollution is much worse than ours.

you kill the planet,

Yep! Keep on believing that Peter.

that you use black and hispanic poors'children for your experiments,

Where is he reading this shit? We can't keep the Hispanics out of this country. I guess they want to be experimented on. And Peter, you may be surprised to discover that most of our large cities are run by blacks. Atlanta is one of them. Washington D. C. is another.

that 90% of capital punishments are against black people,

I call bullshit! I will admit that capital punishment is higher among blacks, but it it not 90%. But maybe it is higher because blacks commit more crimes. That's a result of the liberals in this country who created the welfare system that has created a black dependent underclass. It was the liberals, not the right wing nutjobs, who did that.

that you use god to justify a weapon !!!

Jesus H. Christ! Where do you get your news from Peter? We have a secular gummint. We don't even call Christmas a holiday when we let schools out. It is now called winter break. You have an awful lot to learn about this country, bucko.

You have no understanding, no pity, only money drives america, no love, only wars.

We are the most generous nation in the history of this planet. We used our military for tsunami relief. Remember that? We give away more money than any country on this planet. Our people are very generous. Non-gummint charities gave a ton of money for tsunami relief. We have charities that feed the poor in Africa and Asia. Everytime there is a natural disaster Americans open their hearts and their wallets. I will match American generosity with any country on this planet.

Do you know why Bush attacked Irac knowing there were no mass destruction weapons?

I know exactly why Bush attacked Iraq. It is obvious that you don't have a clue. The only way to stop Islamic terrorism is to remove the states that sponsor it. Iraq was a good place to start. D'ya know what I would do? I would tell the Islamic world to turn over Osama bin Laden and the rest of the terrorists or I start nuking cities. My first city would be Medina and my second would be Mecca. If these asshats want a war, I'd give them one. Bush is a hell of a lot nicer than I am.

Well not only for gaz, but also for the weapon industry and to make you forget about his cheats during the election (why did you let this pass???).

Didja know that all the recounts that the Dimocrats requested in Florida were done after the election by the LSM? Ya know what? He won all of 'em. That's why we let it pass. And in 2004, despite what you have read from your obviously leftest news outlets, Bush won a clear majority. Get your facts straight, maroon.

Why didn't America attack the North Korea : they are building an NUCLEAR WEAPON and they hate america.(I know: too big, too dangerous, no gaz : Bush=coward ...!)

Because it was too late to take on North Korea. They already had nukes thanks to Clinton and the deal worked out with the North Koreans by Jimmah Carter. The deal that they reneged on immediately. Iraq, on the other hand, was working on nukes. So was Libya, but when Daffy Qadaffi saw what happened to Saddam he abandoned his WMD programs. The Syrians are leaving Lebanon. Another result of the Iraqi war.

Do you know that the evil empire for the rest of the world is the super powerfull nation that uses even murders, and war for its economy, that doesn't respect the planet and wants everybody to agree with its values.

Do you even know what an empire is? Let me help you out.

Empire - A political unit having an extensive territory or comprising a number of territories or nations and ruled by a single supreme authority.

Let's see, we went into Afghanistan, overturned the Taliban gummint and now Afghanistan has a democratically elected gummint. It is not a province of our "empire". Same with Iraq. Also, a real empire collects tribute from its provinces. If only. We are putting money in Iraq, just like we poured money into Europe after WWII. Something called the Marshall Plan. Remember that? Another example of American generosity. I doubt that with your limited knowledge of history and world affairs you even know about the Marshall Plan. We don't have this empire shit down too well.

Bush cooperated with Sadam AND Oussama, and nothing happened to him for that , why ???

Maybe because it didn't happen? Your knowledge of history is really pathetic. Reagan cooperated with Saddam, but that was when he was fighting Iran. Remember Iran? That's when the Iranians violated international law by taking American diplomats hostage and the rest of the world did nothing. Let me repeat, the rest of the world did absolutely fucking nothing. You're damned right we supported Saddam against Iran. I'd do it again. And I guess your contention about Bush supporting Osama must be referring to our support for the resistance in Afghanistan when they were fighting the Soviets, who happened to be our enemies at the time. Bush had nothing to do with this (he wasn't even in politics then) and bin Laden was not in Afghanistan at the time. Geez, you sound just like a liberal Dimocrat. You have all the loony leftest talking points down pat. I bet you saw Farenheit 9/11 and believed everything that was in that movie.

You have a very powerfull army that attacks small countries to steal their gaz, so don't you think Bush is a coward after all that ???

Dammit! I wish we could steal the gas, but unfortunately we ain't doing it. We're pouring a damn sight more money into Iraq than we're getting out of it. If we really wanted to steal gas, why should we go all the way to Iraq? Why didn't we just attack Canada? They're our biggest oil supplier. Howza 'bout Mexico? We could conquer them and steal their gas.

Try to see what is hidden in your media, because in europe, media often speak about things your governement did, and you don't even know it even when it's awfull.

Wait until you come to Atlanta and read the Urinal and Constipation and look at the network news. They are all anti-Bush and anti-Republican. You'll feel right at home. BTW, the LSM went absolutely wild about Abu Ghraib and Gitmo. All we hear from Iraq from our media is bad news. Believe me if your media publishes sumpin' bad about us, our media will make sure we hear about it.

and this is very bad for you and your economy (which is going more and more down by the way)

You wanna match economies with us? Germany and France 10% unemployment. United States 5.2% unemployment. Our economy is growing faster than yours is you incredibly stupid asshat!

I really appreciate american people but only because I know american people, because I talked to them.

From everything you have written previously you have demonstrated that you know next to nothing about America and American people.

However I understand that people that only know you, and what your big compganies and governement do, through media, I understand they hate you.

Y'know, I don't really care if the rest of the world hates us. In fact, I wish they would hate us so much that they wouldn't want to come here. We have too many people who want to move here. Why they want to come to a country they hate is beyond me but we can't keep up with our illegal immigration.

you should pay more attention to what your governement do with foreign politics,

I do. That's why I vote against Dimocrats.

I'm gonna go to georgiatech institue at the end of the year, and I hope I won't be deceived, last time I had a great time.

You're too stupid to go to Georgia Tech.

The thing you do the best is having fun that's true.

Yep! We do like to have fun. I had a lot of fun doing this post. Stop by any time and provide some more entertainment for my readers.

Well that was just to inform you how the rest of the world see you, don't take this has an attack it is not against civilans but against a system.

A system that works. That is why we are the richest and most powerful nation the world has ever seen.

Cower in fear from terrorists little EUnuch. We had to save the world from fascism and communism in the 20th Century. Now we have to save it from Islamic sheetheads. It would be nice to have a little help. We know who our real friends are. Two of our best friends are England and Australia.

The French and the Germans are pussies.

Posted by denny at July 10, 2005 09:51 PM  Category: Fun With Trolls