Monday Pun 7-11-2005

This Monday Pun is from Leslie. I've seen it before, but I don't remember If I have ever posted it.

A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examined him and said,"That new upper plate that I put in six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"

The man replied, "All I can think of is that about four months ago, my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious... hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything...meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything."

"Well," said the dentist, "That 's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eating away at you upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time I'll use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asked the patient.

The dentist replied, "It's simple. Everyone knows ...

... that there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"