This Mark dude clearly has issues with women.

This "Mark" dude clearly has issues with women.

Teresa - Hello! It's a joke!

This is the other "half" of the joke.

Men’s English
I’m hungry = I’m hungry
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.
I’m tired = I’m tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
What’s wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is it now?
What’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question?
I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let’s have sex now!
I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex?
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.
Let’s talk = I’ll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy, then maybe sex?
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with others.

Shizgirl's English:

1. Yes = yes

2. No = Fuck off and die, you butt-ugly ape.

3. We need to talk = Turn off the frigging TV and listen, if you ever want to get laid again.

4. I'm not upset = I'm not upset, but if you keep asking me what's wrong, you will get me upset, so shut the hell up.

5. I don't care = I don't care. If I did, I'd tell you.

6. Do what you want = Do what you want. Of course, I can also do what I want and you're not allowed to get pissed about it.

7. I'm sorry = I'm sorry. End of fight/discussion/nookie negotiation. You can turn the TV back on now.

There's more, but I'll stop there.