The devil's gonna get ya Denny! Three nights ago nature called my old carcass as usual in the middle of the night. I've been having a bit of trouble with tick fever for a while, restless sleep, the bed's mattress had slipped about a foot off the springs. My old box fan was leaned up against the recliner as usual. Old routine didn't work too well as my foot went through the fan grill. Many strange noises before the usual stand-up visit!

Pino No-more? ;o)

Reminds me of how you get information on bladder control products online: just hit "control p"

And you thought the dentist pun was bad!

You should ALL go sit in the corner........

Heh heh.

Three old men are sitting around the nursing home and complaining about life in general.

The first guy says, "Ever since I turned 80 I haven't been able to take a decent piss. It just dribbles and I never feel empty."

The second guy says, "I know what you mean. Ever since I turned 85 I haven't been able to take a decent dump. It's like I'm squeezing out rabbit turds."

The third guy says, "I'm 90 years old and I don't have any of those problems. I'm regular as clockwork. I take a good, long piss at 7:00 every morning and a big ol' dump at 7:30. I just wish I could get out of bed before 8:00!"