July 21, 2005

Perfect Woman

I'm off to Nawlins for a blogmeet that Feisty Christina set up so there won't be any Saturday Boobage this week. There won't be any posting at all until Sunday night. So, what I'm gonna do is post a picture and description of the perfect woman that Jim sent me.

Posted by denny at July 21, 2005 10:29 PM  
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Thought I'd married her. Funny thing, a year later, every one of these was the exact opposite.

Posted by: Pres on July 21, 2005 11:00 PM

Aw gee whiz... gosh, Pres... why didn't you call first. I'da told you! Damn... Now, I feel terrible!

Posted by: Jim on July 22, 2005 02:04 AM

Ain't no such thing!

Posted by: Alan on July 22, 2005 02:17 AM

Now, if only her father owned a liquor store and her uncle owned a gun shop. It would also be nice if her mother was a madam who wanted you to do quality control insprctions.

Posted by: Ric on July 22, 2005 10:44 AM

Have a nice trip. I won't comment on the perfect woman.

Posted by: Kim on July 22, 2005 10:30 PM

I knew her in Lancelot and Wizard of Oz. She didn't survive either one, so the search goes on. Gotta be a true blonde!!!

Posted by: Gonphur on July 22, 2005 11:23 PM

Hey, Pres, here's da name 'o dat tune!

Definition of marriage: The woman marries a guy she hopes will change, and he never does. The guy marries a woman he hopes will never change. . .and they always do.

The marriage game. Can't win. Can't break even. Can't get out of the game.

Hehehehe. At least after a couple glasses of wine, mine turns back into the "old version" even if only temporarily. Try to avoid her as much as possible when she's sober, though.

Posted by: John Collins on July 23, 2005 10:36 AM

Nope, she is not the perfect woman. She has that
giant mole on the lower part of her stomach.

Posted by: Hugh on July 23, 2005 07:12 PM

Kinda looks like a tattoo, Hugh. I'm rather surprised you noticed, considering the size of her obviously fake melons.

Anyway.

I can go along with numbers 3, 5 and 16, but the rest of it...mweh. Pretty undignified, even for you, Denny.

Posted by: Shizgirl on July 23, 2005 07:34 PM

Go along with Number 5? Gross.

Posted by: Marksman2000 on July 25, 2005 03:28 AM

I think her implants need to be moved up a couple inches.

Posted by: Liz on July 25, 2005 08:37 PM

Everyone can have a dream girl, but it is only a dream, you will have to wake up sooner or later.

Posted by: Barry on July 25, 2005 08:38 PM
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