Republican Women Versus Dimocrat Women Redux

So someone named Len left a comment on my post comparing Republican women to Dimocrat women. He said:

How about a post comparing the accomplishments of the women pictured on the top to those pictured on the bottom?

Your wish is my command.

Len: Are you trying to say that the bottom women are more accomplished than the top?

Barbra Streisand - blessed with a voice but no brain.

Helen Thomas - Washed up liberal reporter. Never was any good in the first place. Is called the Dean of White House reporters due to her longevity. Have you ever read any of her shit? Arrggghhh! Liberal bullshit.

Hillary Clinton - Used a man to get ahead. Stood by and did nothing when her husband humiliated her and her daughter in front of the entire world. Parlayed victimhood into a Senate seat. The antithesis of feminism.

Teresa Kerry - Got rich by marrying one man. Used that man's money to finance the political career of another man. Was a liability to her current husband's last campaign.

Madeleine Albright - One of the most incompetent Secretary's of State this country has ever had. Best known for waddling after Yasser Arafat as he was walking away from the best deal the Palestinians are ever gonna get.

Janet Reno - Waco, Ruby Ridge, and Elian Gonzales. 'Nuff said.

Andrea Dworkin - Man hating feminist.

Nancy Pelosi - Rich husband. Limousine liberal.

Susan Estrich - Managed Dukakis campaign. We all saw how that turned out.

Let's look at the Republican women.

Bo Derek - Owes her success to her husband and killer looks and bod but is smart enough to be a conservative.

Janine Turner - Blessed with looks and acting ability. Smart enough to be a conservative.

Laura Bush - Never wanted to get into politics. Never wanted to make campaign speeches. She did it for her husband. Is not a hypocrite like Hillary. She is genuine.

OK. The first three female Republicans are no great shakes as far as intellectual accomplishments altho' Laura Bush does have a very good education. They are smart enough not to be liberals. Let's examine the rest.

Peggy Noonan - Great writer. Wrote speeches for Bush pere. Was responsible for "1000 points of light". I would match her intellect against any of the Dimocrat women below. By the way, she used to be a Dimocrat. Like Reagan, the Dimocrat Party left her.

Laura Ingraham - A lawyer. Very quick on her feet. She was a guest on the McLaughlin Group once and told Eleanor Clift to shut up. Eleanor always interrupts others but gets pissed when people interrupt her. Laura was the first person to put Eleanor in her place. About time. She is also a successful talk show host.

Michelle Malkin - A successful columnist. A brilliant writer. Has her own blog.

Ann Coulter - A lawyer. A successful writer with many best selling books. Ann Coulter, along with Laura Ingraham, appeared many times on Bill Maher's old show Polically Incorrect (which wasn't). She, along with Laura, was always the lone conservative on the panel. She, like Laura, always gave better than she got. She and Laura are smart, able to think on their feet, and always more than a match for the liberals they debate.

Monica Crowley - She holds two Masters degrees and a Ph.D. in international affairs from Columbia University. That ain't chopped liver. Compare that to any of the Dimocrat hags in the bottom picture. Does Babs have a degree? We know she can't spell worth a shit as evidenced by her fax to Dick Gepheardt which was the inspiration for my Faxes From Babs series.

Debbie Schlussel - Holds both Law and MBA Degrees from the University of Wisconsin. Attacked as "Enemy #1" by Ms. Magazine. Schlussel ran for the Michigan House of Representatives from the suburban Detroit area and lost by just one vote, the closest election in Michigan political history. Wonder how many dead people voted in that election?

So Len, how's that? I'll match the accomplishments of the Republican babes over that of the Dimocrat hags any time. I just love to see beauty and brains together.

By the way, in her younger days, my sister was a babe and is a damn sight smarter than I am. Liberal commenter Jimmy got temporarily banned for saying what he would like to do to her after I posted a picture of her. She's a Republican. Here is what she looked like at 24. Bet she didn't know I still had this picture.

She won a four year scholarship to Washington University in St, Louis. She spent over 30 years as a computer programmer at Lockheed Missiles and Space. Wrote some of the code for the Hubble space telescope. She is probably the smartest woman I know. Did I mention that she is a Republican?

I rest my case.

Posted by denny at July 25, 2005 10:09 PM