I got a piece of gushing fanmail today from an adoring fan who called me a "SANCTIMONIOUS FUCKING ASSHOLE". (No, I'm not gonna identify the adoring fan because I don't think the rest of the web needs to know how much this person loves and idolizes me.) Now that kind of shit really pisses me off because I'm not just a SANCTIMONIOUS FUCKING ASSHOLE, I'm a COMPLETE ASSHOLE. When I do sumpin' I give 100%, none of these half measures for me.
And now you too, my faithful readers, can become a COMPLETE ASSHOLE and have the diploma to prove it. Simply download the signed diploma, fill in your name and the date, and you will have proof that you are a COMPLETE ASSHOLE.
Denny,
Why would you be offended by this? I would take it as a compliment. There's an old Jewish saying...Fuck em' if they can't take a joke! well it sounds better in Hebrew anyway.
Lets Go Mets and please have a RAKKASAN day!
Denny- I know for a fact you're not a sanctimonious fucking asshole, because I'm one and I never see you at our meetings. Of course, you're in Atlanta, and I'm in Colorado. BTW, I'm working on becoming a complete asshole, but I'm a little too young.
p.s. Cheney for President!!!
Dave - I'm offended because she limited me to sanctimonious fucking. Dammit! I'm a complete A number one asshole!
Posted by: Denny on July 29, 2005 11:05 PMCan girls be Sanctimonious Fucking Assholes too...? Or do I need to request the alternate "Sanctimonious Fucking Bitch" Diploma instead...?
I'd print it out and happily frame it and post it over my computer. Even my J-Wit friends would get a good laugh out of it!
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on July 31, 2005 03:05 PM