August 13, 2005

Cow Joke

This joke is in very bad taste. What do you expect? it was sent to me by Catfish.

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their
three sons.

Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of
the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only
cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless
to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family
now?

In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the
husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too
began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot
himself in the head.

Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and
the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown
himself.

When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on
the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your
despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row,
I will restore your parents and the cow to you."

The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply
unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the
river.

Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had
happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.

The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten
times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the
son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy
the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.

The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow
in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a
hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw
himself in.

And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has
happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have
sex with me fifteen times in a row."

The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a
row?"

The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he
said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as
she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not
THIRTY times in a row?"

Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me
thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to
perfect health."

Then the young son asked,

"Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"

Posted by denny at August 13, 2005 10:48 AM  
Comments

sick......Catfish needs help.....

Posted by: vicki on August 13, 2005 11:26 AM

I love it, one more for the file box!

Posted by: GUYK on August 13, 2005 12:21 PM

Since they depended on the cow for food, why couldn't the woman just slaughter the cow for its meat when she saw it was dead? That would feed the family for awhile...

Posted by: Rob Cooper on August 13, 2005 02:22 PM

...cause it wouldnt be funny...

Posted by: Rey on August 14, 2005 08:12 AM

Rob Cooper, It is a joke... get a life, or at least a sense of humor.

Posted by: hoosierboy on August 14, 2005 09:09 AM
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