Saturday Joke

This one is from Catfish.

Lady goes to her priest one day and
tells him. "Father, I have a problem. I have two
female parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you
want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a
solution to your problem. I have two male talking
parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house,
and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and
Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise
and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop
saying that phrase in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this
may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female
parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw
that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding
rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed
her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots
cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want
to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence.

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at
the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads
away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!

Posted by denny at August 27, 2005 04:00 PM