That was real funny. It's typical of how polite my contry women are.

:) very good !!

Here is another one :

George W. Bush, Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac were relaxing in a Parisian sauna. Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping sound.

President Bush pressed his forearm with his thumb & the beeping stopped. The others looked curiously at him. "Oh, that was just my pager", said George. "I have a microchip embedded under the skin of my forearm."

Two minutes later, the silence was broken by the sound of a phone ringing. Tony Blair lifted the palm of his hand to his ear & the ringing stopped. The Prime Minister explained, "That was my cell phone, chaps. I have a telecom chip implanted in the palm of my hand.

"By this time, French president Jacques Chirac was feeling sort of low-tech. Without saying anything, he quickly scooted out of the sauna, but returned momentarily. When he returned, Bush and Blair both stared at him increduously.

It appeared that a long piece of toilet paper was dangling from Jacques Chirac's posterior.

Jacques looked at them and said: "I'm just getting a fax."

by Pierce from France

Time to bash the other side : here is the (bad) translation of a french joke

An american and a french meet in front of a brothel.

The americanman said to the French :
- you, French people, eat all the bred ?

the French answer :
- oui

the american smiles and says :
- we don't, we just eat what's inside, we leave the rest, we stock it in containers, we recycle it to make croissant and sell them to the French.

the French ask :
- Do you make love in America?

the American said with a big smile:
- Yes of course, very often.

the French said:
- What do you do with used condoms?

the American :
- Like everybody, we throw them in a trash.

the French :
- We don't, once they're used, we put them in a containers, we recycle them and make chewigums that we sell to Americans

Actually Pierce, I heard that joke the other way around.

So you think maybe the French stole the joke TOO?

It's your thought, Indigo, think whatever you want.

Prosper (Youplaboum) : T'es con ou quoi? Tu vois pas qu'ils se foutent tous de ta gueule?
Alors tu ne peux pas aller dans leur sens , surtout celui de ce gros con nationaliste de Denny: C'est l'Amérique bas de gamme qu'on lit ici, L'amérique qui fait pleurer tellement elle est conne, L'Amérique TF1. Rions -en, essayons de les mettre face à leur incohérences, foutons nous de leurs gueules de ploucs mais SURTOUT pas aller dans leur sens pour se faire bien voir.

Ok Prosper?
Je compte sur toi! ;)

Denny,

how disapointing, you deceived Prosper, why did you change the comment of Prosper, he never said this, I thought you believed in freedom of expression.

he said :
"this is how french beautiful gorgeous women speaks to rednecks, the next time, don't bring your B52"

Or something like that,

WHY DID YOU RE-EDIT HIS COMMENT?

First I thought you were someone who would agree listening to others. It sounds like you don't like freedom so much.

Ben ouais Pierce: lis donc les règles de ce gros connard de Denny et tu comprendras que la liberté commence par celle du despote: Après tout dit-il, c'est son blog à lui nananère et pis il fait ce qu'il veut d'abord na!
Il n'y a aucune discussion à engager avec ce gros sac sur roulette: Par contre, défoules toi, dis lui que c'est un gros plouc, un boeuf, un connard d'américain qui vient de son trou du cul et qui parle en son nom d'une Amérique puissante et riche. Certainement pas lui qui y a contribué.
Relis ses interventions de crétins sur le pétrole, son admiration pour ce gland de Bush-Apipe, relis bien son admiration pour Rome, son faschisme latent, sa supériorité de son Amerique, que le monde entier envie, jalouse. Le monde qui quémande en permanence l'aide de l'Amérique, l'Europe, vieille connase parce qu'elle ne remercie pas toutes les 7 secondes les ricains d'être venus la délivrer. Parles le lui de son Vietnam qu'il a fait sur un bateau, bien planqué.
Bref: tu as un giga beauf qui tient un blog. Un putain de crétin de l'Amérique bien profonde, qui sent le liser. Un con à Stetson et cravate texane.
Mais ne rentres pas dans son jeu, ne lui fais pas se plaisir!! ;)

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