September 20, 2005

Fly In Urinal

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They're right, you know. Damn! Them dudes are smart!

Thanks to Charlieb.

Posted by denny at September 20, 2005 03:50 PM  
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This is like the Air Force method of transporting missiles by rail. People really like to shoot at trains for some reason, causing millions of dollars in damage to the missiles. The solution was to place an empty boxcar with a target on the side in front of or behind the car with the missile. Virtually no missiles took damage after this practice was adopted.

Posted by: Wolf, K on September 20, 2005 04:48 PM

The classic, tho, is the bee baked into the porcelain. Same concept -- off-center hit minimizes splash, the nemesis of sanitation.

Usedta ask my classes why a bee instead of some other critter. Never got a good answer until right before I retired -- young Swedish kid on an exchange scholarship finally got it right: the Latin for bee is apis.

Female students usually thought the question was pointless.

Posted by: babalu on September 20, 2005 05:06 PM

If they used ted kennedy's face, they could have gotten 100% accuracy.

Posted by: losiguy on September 20, 2005 05:07 PM

If they used Bill Clinton's face, the female students would get it.

Posted by: Gerry N. on September 20, 2005 05:51 PM

Use Hillary Clinton's face instead of Ted Kennedy's face.

Posted by: Denny on September 20, 2005 06:08 PM

If they used Hillary's face your pecker would be too scared to come out of your pants!

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on September 20, 2005 07:35 PM

Can we get one of these urinals with Jane Fonda's face etched into it. I'll bet there woild be no spillage at all.

Posted by: scaryguy on September 20, 2005 09:04 PM

Oh man……. I didn't read through the whole thread of comments and their favorite candidates for urinal etchings. We all seem to be on a similar track. I think we could market something here for the vast right wing conspiracy. What do ya say?

Posted by: scaryguy on September 20, 2005 09:12 PM

True story, When I bought my house 11 years ago and brought my 3 boys to see it, they did not race to be the first to play in the sand box. They raced to be the first ones to pee in the toilet. I still shudder when I remember standing outside of my newly acguired bathroom and hearing son # 2 say that his brother is not even close to the target.

Posted by: Teresa on September 20, 2005 11:04 PM

Those are classical toilets, not only in Amsterdam.
The difference is that with mushroms and weed you can buy at Amsterdam,
you'll see the fly flying and trying to grab your nuts !

I have many friends who saw it flying, that's because usually when we get to Amsterdam, it's to get completly fucked up.

Know what ? it's legal !! ;).

Posted by: Pierce on September 21, 2005 05:08 AM

Farkin' Dutch, about 20 years ago I was doing the whole potty training thing for my son. I put cheerios in the bowl for targets, it worked great.
Damn Dutch bastards stole my idea.

Posted by: lisakay on September 21, 2005 06:01 AM

First we tried it with a dime, but then the men in the pub got realy pissed....
Greetz from Holland (amsterdam)

oh yeah we also read american website's

Posted by: André Klaster (dutchie) on October 3, 2005 11:20 AM
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