September 23, 2005

Jimmah Carter Is Insane

Yeah, so what's my point. He's been off his rocker for years and he continually proves it. His family should really keep him from speaking in public. Hell, the Dimocrats should keep him from speaking in public, but then, they should do the same with How-wierd Dean. I'm looking forward to the Dimocrat convention in 2008 when they'll have a place of honor for Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore (coming off the success of his "documentary" movie about Katrina where he will blame the hurricane on Bush, Cheney, and Haliburton, and offer "proof" that they blew up the levee in Nawlins to kill a lot of black people, steal their homes, and build a white subdivision with Haliburton as the builder), and of course, Jimmah Carter.

Jimmah Carter's latest ramblings.

Five years after the controversial 2000 presidential election, ex-President Jimmy Carter now says he's certain Al Gore defeated George W. Bush.

No surprise there. Twenty five years after his humiliating defeat by Ronald Reagan, Jimmah still thinks he was a great president. Next I'm waiting for him to say that the 1980 election was stolen by Ronald Reagan.

Well I would say that in the year 2000, the country failed abysmally in the presidential election process," Carter told a panel Monday at American University in Washington, D.C. "There's no doubt in my mind that Al Gore was elected president."

Just like there is no doubt in his mind that appeasement and coddling of our enemies worked. This is the man who was "shocked" when the Soviets sent troops into Afghanistan.

Those in attendance broke out in applause for that statement.

These are obviously the people who want the terrorists to win.

"[Gore] received the most votes nationwide, and in my opinion, he also received the most votes in Florida," Carter continued. "And the decision was made as you know on a 5-4 vote on a highly partisan basis by the U.S. Supreme Court, so I would say in 2000, there was a failure."

Of all the recounts done by the LSM after the elction, Bush won three out of the four. The fourth recount is the only one not requested by the Dimocrats in their lawsuits, and Jimmah, the Supreme Court only told Florida to obey its own election laws, which the Florida Supreme Court, all Dimocrats (imagine that) were trying to change on the fly. Can't these people just Move On? Guess not. Oh, by the way, if you're gonna talk about stolen elections what about New Jersey, where their supreme court, partisan Dimocrats, changed election law to allow Lautenberg to run for the senate. How about Washington, where the partisan courts allowed the Dimocrats to steal the gubernatorial election? Wait a minute! Dimocrats are allowed to steal elections. They've been doing it in Chicago for years. It is their right! It's right there in the Constitution, right next to that guaranteed right to an abortion on demand.

Carter's analysis went on to include last year's matchup between Bush and Democrat Sen. John Kerry, as the election came down to a battle over the electoral votes in Ohio.

This oughta be good.

"The year 2004 is hard to grade," said Carter.

Not if you have a brain.

"I don't have any detailed information about what actually went on in Ohio. If Ohio had gone one way or the other, it would have changed the outcome of the election.

Here Jimmah actually has a firm grasp on the obvious.

And the only thing that I know about Ohio, was that there's general consensus that the secretary of state of Ohio, who is responsible for the administration of the election, was highly partisan in his public approach and perhaps even in his private adminstration. But I don't know about that."

Or much of anything else.

And, according to the article, there are still lots of President Peanut's supporters around the internet.

"Well duh! I'm just glad someone finally said it out loud, and that it was someone prominent (former president, Nobel Peace Prize winner). ... I wonder if this will make it to mainstream media?"

I don't see why not. Those bozos love Jimmah.

"Carter for president. Just what America needs right now to restore some semblance of dignity to the presidency. I believe if he ran he would actually win. There is a tremendous undercurrent of sentiment for change in America and the populace will speak loud and clearly in '08 if given a choice such as Carter."

Whoa dude! Give me another hit off that bong! I remember how successful Jimmah was during the Iran hostage crisis. It turns out even Khomeini was astonished that Carter was such a wimp.

Can't we just pack up Jimmmah and move him out of the country? Why don't we just send him to France?

They think Jerry Lewis is a genius. They probably feel the same way about Jimmah.

Posted by denny at September 23, 2005 12:58 PM  
Comments

I love the Election Maps for the 2000 and 2004 presidential elections posted by World Net Daily, especially the obvious comparison of the Red vs Blue States.
If Carter was at Little Big Horn, his famous last words would be "I don't see any Indians?!?"
Jimmy, you will go down in history as one of the worst presidents of the 20th Century perhaps of all times. Now......GO AWAY.

Cheers

Posted by: scaryguy on September 23, 2005 02:32 PM

Carter looks like he is a peanut shell away from his grave. No joke...he looked horrible on Atlanta news this week...

The man disgusts me....

Posted by: vicki on September 23, 2005 02:55 PM

Where's rabbit attack when you need one?

Posted by: Tina on September 23, 2005 03:31 PM

Carter is a half a brain cell away from being brain dead. He really is the best thing that could happen to the GOP - If he has the same effect on people that the other lefty loonies are having on the voting public, even Karl Rove couldn't have created a better hand puppet. Go Jimmmah, Go! Keep spewing your home spun brand of insanity....as the Dimocrats keep digging the hole deeper. Heh.

Posted by: Vulgorilla on September 23, 2005 05:39 PM

Kee-Rist...

I was sucking on a bong for pretty much the whole Carter administration and even I and my stoner buddies knew Carter was a horrible president. Where are these idiots coming from? It can't be the pot, it has to be some sort of genetic deficiency.

Perhaps it is that virtually no one in the college crowds he speaks to had the experience of living under hsi presidency with 23% interest rates 12% unemployment (25% unemployment if you were under 25) and the weakest foreign policy EVER. Their mentally defective, revisionist professors probably neglected to mention these facts when covering his administration. Remember when he got his ass kicked by a rabbit...a fucking rabbit!?!?!?

Posted by: Tim on September 23, 2005 06:27 PM

Scary guy, how can Carter be ONE OF THE WORST PRESIDENTS OF THE 20TH CENTURY, when he is the absolute worst president of all time?
Carter took the reins of power at a time when the Republican party was on the brink of collapse. He single handedly restored the republican party and his policies continue to undermine the democrats to this day. Whats astounding is that he got a round of applause instead of egged.

Posted by: Jeremy on September 23, 2005 08:59 PM

Jeremy - And Bill and Hillary Clinton, who gave the Republicans control of Congress for the first time in over 40 years are, worshipped by the Dimocrats.

Posted by: Denny on September 23, 2005 09:11 PM

Let's see...Presidents Reagan and Bush get aircraft carriers named after them. Jimmah gets a ship that's designed to sink named after him. That about says it all.

Posted by: Rob Cooper on September 24, 2005 12:43 AM

He was entered permanently on my Shit List when his first act as President was to pardon the guys who fled to Canada in order to avoid the draft during the Vietnam War. I figured then, and I figure now, if you wanted to run to Canada, fine, but stay the hell there, ey?

Posted by: Jim - PRS on September 24, 2005 02:10 AM

My son is a submariner, and he says that the worst thing that can happen to a bubblehead is to be assigned to the Carter Boat. It's just too embarrassing, even though it is the newest thing.
It's a big Navy joke but true, that Carter was trained as a nuke on subs, and he ended up being assigned to a deisel boat. I have a huge laugh at the kids these days who say that he was a great nuke scientist, and President etc. He took Foriegn Policy advice from his 12 year old daughter, and we can't forget the Rabbit incident.
Cheese and Rice!

Posted by: LisaKay on September 24, 2005 05:58 AM

LisaKay, my son-in-law is a submariner, too.

And the smallest member of The Imperial Warren™, my 2-pound Brittania Petite, Sprite, could kick Jimmah's a#%. He's an idiot.

Elizabeth
Imperial Keeper

Posted by: Elizabeth on September 26, 2005 09:09 AM
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