This one is from Jack.
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies........."
"You just happened to catch my eye."
Posted by denny at September 26, 2005 12:00 AMBwahahahah!!!
Posted by: Sam on September 25, 2005 11:32 PMMy kind of woman! Just Damn!
Posted by: Dax Montana on September 26, 2005 08:42 AMGroan!
Posted by: Vulgorilla on September 26, 2005 08:42 AMHm, I saw that one coming.
Eye knew that was coming!
Posted by: Billy Budd on September 26, 2005 11:41 AM"I'll keep an eye out for you."
Posted by: N. O'Brain on September 26, 2005 03:37 PMEye get it!
Posted by: vicki on September 26, 2005 05:38 PMOh, that was painful.
Posted by: scaryguy on September 26, 2005 07:59 PMOne eyed monster?
Posted by: otis on September 27, 2005 12:31 PMShe's the one, the one, the one EYE love