Too true... ESP that German Shepard one. :-) Thanks Denny

And Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Schtupped them all, for all I know, even the cat.

All of which goes to show that dogs really are better than the humans we see on Rodger's and SondraK's sites.

Very refreshing post, 'cept for the cat.

Oh hurrah! I saw a 'lesser variation' of this about a year back - glad to have found it again, newer and improved!

Goes back to the old adage; A dog looks at his master and thinks, "He brings me food and water and provides me shelter, HE must be a god." A cat looks at his master and thinks, "He brings me food and water and provides me shelter, I must be a god."

This dog lover says awww!

How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?



None. That's a hardware problem.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but that bulb needs to want to change.

What a funny but truthful post. I got a cocker pup 18 months ago and have since had to replace my dining room carpet. Due to her so called accidents. So basically I have now a great house broken dog that only cost me $600. To replace the carpet. And then she got parvo, for another $300. Overall, she has been a great dog. >choke. If I could only control her yipping at every person or fly that goes by my house.

Stretch could...reach the lamp....trust me on that one.

How many members of Bush’s government does it take to change a light bulb ?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished';
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;
8. One to viciously smear No. 7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb
none
they just point a finger at it and blame bush

Fred - You are stuck on stupid. Go back to the DU.

How many presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
4
-Bush who climbs on a weel chair with an axe to get rid of the evil dark bulb. It's obvious the bulb got Weapons of Light Destruction. (WLD)
-Meanwhile, Chirac is shaking the chair, saying the bulb is innocent, you can still feel the light inside its little bulb-heart.
-Blair, who's Bush's pet, gets very excited, tries to bit Chirac. Though it doesn't really understand what's going on.
-Bill who supports everybody, a cigar in Bush's ass, sucking Chirac.

But the bulb will never get changed, nobody cares about buying a new one.

I've noticed that on the many blogs I read that no matter what a conversation is about, invaribly some Leftist will chime in and bring up Bush. Everything is not about Bush. He is just a President and in a little over three years he will be gone. Suck it up, admit that you lost and get over it. Maybe, just maybe if you didn't run sucky candidates that can't even convincingly beat a mediocre candidate like Bush, you might have won. Maybe if you admit that most Americans don't want the Leftist agenda that might helps as well.

"One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed"

This one really gets me. Maybe your patriotism is being questioned because all we hear from the Left is that America is Imperialistic and the cause of all the problems of the world(standard boilerplate from Moore, Chomsky, Sheehan et. al). Now if you consistently attack your own country, why are you surprised when people question your patriotism. It has nothing to do with questioning the policies of the Bush administration. Many on the right question Bush's policies as well, particularly his immigration policies. But it is the knee jerk, America is always wrong, attitude of the Left that angers many people, not their questioning of the various policies of the Bush administation.

How many booger eatin' moh-rons does it take to change a joke into an unrelated Bush bashing thread? Just one, in this case, some asshole named Fred. Pierce - You didn't have to continue in that vein.

Argue politics in political threads people! I'm shutting this one down.