Grouchy Old Cripple: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

September 29, 2005

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

Carpal tunnel syndrome has become a scourge among today's active and computer literate population. Men, especially, are becoming afflicted with this serious health problem.

To help stamp out carpal tunnel syndrome, new mouse pads have been devised to assist men in their computer operations. Ergonomically-improved mouse pads such as these will enable men to avoid the pain and suffering associated with this serious health concern.

From my buddy, Pres.

Posted by denny at September 29, 2005 01:07 PM

Comments

OMFG!! I'd like to invest in the company that manufaactures those! Looks like a sure-fire winnah to me.

Posted by: MrJimm on September 29, 2005 01:27 PM

"manufaactures"?? See, that proves I've got carpal tunnel syndrome RFN. And this means I'm disabled, right? So I want the gummint to pay for one of those mousepads! And I'm sure the Dimocrats would be happy for me to be on national TV (at least for the 15 minutes it will take for the public to notice the next whiner) to complain that that eeevvvvviiiiil Rove & Bush team hate me!!!

P.S. First!

Posted by: MrJimm on September 29, 2005 01:33 PM

They need nipples!

Posted by: The Moose on September 29, 2005 02:56 PM

Now, how did I know what I would find when I went to "read more about CTS", doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
How about a mouse pad for women......CENSORED!!!!!

Posted by: keewee on September 29, 2005 03:37 PM

A real man would use a real girl and an optical mouse. But how do you explain the trackball or the joy stick control?

Posted by: James Macklin on September 29, 2005 04:00 PM

MrJimm,

It turns out that there really is such a product.

(It's amazing what you can find with Google--search using phrase "breast mouse pad"...)

And no, I'm not buying one.

Posted by: Aubrey Turner on September 29, 2005 05:18 PM

I've gotta have one!!!!!!!

Posted by: Claude on September 29, 2005 11:11 PM

Do they have the same, but naked ?

Posted by: Pierce on September 30, 2005 06:11 AM

do they have the same, but naked ?

Posted by: Pierce on September 30, 2005 06:12 AM

They need nipples that stand up and beg!

Posted by: The Moose on September 30, 2005 05:59 PM