October 03, 2005

Monday Pun 10-3-2005

This one is from Leslie. It's an old one but still funny.

In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena
Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform
the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago.
Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper
thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be
in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with...

A Misdewiener!

Posted by denny at October 3, 2005 12:00 AM  
Comments

Loretta has become sick of the jokes. She recently moved to Russia, and changed her name. She is now Ivanna Kutakokov.

Posted by: Jeremy on October 3, 2005 01:17 AM

Please! Please! Make them stop! Make them stop! I'll talk! I'll talk!!

Posted by: Vulgorilla on October 4, 2005 09:46 PM
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