"What the American people have seen is this incredible disparity in which those people who had cars and money got out and those people who were impoverished died."
-- Ted Kennedy on Hurricane Katrina
"Ditto"
-- Mary Jo Kopechne
Thanks Woody!
Posted by denny at October 3, 2005 04:11 PMDenny, are you serious? Is that an actual quote from Swimmer? Did he really say that?
Posted by: Marksman2000 on October 3, 2005 05:34 PMAwesome, I can't believe he actually had the balls to say that and not choke on his own words.
Incidentally, I heard that Fat Teddy owns a dog. Can anyone guess what kind of dog? Portuguese Water Dog
http://www.akc.org/breeds/portuguese_water_dog/index.cfm
I know there's a joke in there somewhere, so let's hear them. I’ll start.
So….Here’s the poop on the Ted’s water dog.
Known for centuries along Portugal's coast, this seafaring breed was prized by fishermen for a spirited, yet obedient nature, and a robust, medium build that allowed for a full day's work in and out of the water.
I just picture this mutt with a brandy keg around its neck. Of course, Ted would pick a dog that is an excellent swimmer.
The Portuguese Water Dog is a swimmer and diver of exceptional ability and stamina, who aided his master at sea by retrieving broken nets, herding schools of fish, and carrying messages between boats and to shore
Not to mention getting your fat ass out of a submerged car.
He is a loyal companion and alert guard. This highly intelligent utilitarian breed is distinguished by two coat types, either curly or wavy; an impressive head of considerable breadth and well proportioned mass; a ruggedly built, well-knit body; and a powerful, thickly based tail, carried gallantly or used purposefully as a rudder. The Portuguese Water Dog provides an indelible impression of strength, spirit, and soundness.
Swimmers most famous quote is his rant about there being two systems of justice in America.
Posted by: Jeremy on October 3, 2005 11:17 PMMarksman2000 - Google it and see whatcha get.
Posted by: Denny on October 3, 2005 11:26 PMKennedy's dog? A St. Bernard of course, with a bottle of Remy-Martin cognac around its neck...
Posted by: Rob Cooper on October 4, 2005 01:16 AMI googled. Swimmer must have a short memory, a big mouth, or both.
Posted by: Marksman2000 on October 4, 2005 02:36 AMSwimmer knows the people that support him are the reason we cal it massiveclueless.
Posted by: Jeremy on October 4, 2005 09:59 AMHe's an opportunist, like all politicians, he uses what he can against his ennemies.
Those guys are little shits.
Posted by: Pierce on October 4, 2005 01:04 PM