October 05, 2005

Good To Be Blonde

Sent to me by a blonde.

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week
I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had
been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Boy oh boy, did we go around!

Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told
me . . . that in one year the windows would pay for themselves. Hello?

There was silence on the other end, so I just hung up, and I haven't
heard back from him since.

Guess I won that stupid argument.

Posted by denny at October 5, 2005 09:30 PM  
Comments

Makes perfect sense.
There was a young blonde girl riding on the bus. She was reading the newspaper and if that wasn't strange enough, she was not reading the fashion news.
The headline read...
12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed in Combat

She began to cry and turned to the stranger next to her and asked.
"About how many is a brazilian?"

Posted by: Jim Macklin on October 5, 2005 10:25 PM

This site looks like a blonde redneck party !!!

American's most stupid guys can express their basic-stupid-ideas here.

Your ideas are 200 years old.

Here is how you work :
"I decided you're a bad guy so I can shoot you"
it's the same level of stupidity than islamists

USA, the worse parasite that has ever existed on earth.

(USA kill more people everyday than terrorism)

Posted by: Bunch-of-fools on October 6, 2005 08:40 AM

Well at least the "bunch-of-fools" are properly named.

Posted by: Jim Macklin on October 6, 2005 09:42 AM

American's most stupid guys can express their basic-stupid-ideas here.

Posted by "bunch-of-fools"

Obviously, BOF the Blogmaster attempted to change the subject and lighten things up a bit...and you are the one that keeps harping on a subject, while the "stupid guys" (as you put it) have moved on to other topics....???? So, BOF, you are the person STUCK ON STUPID here....not the rest of these well informed men.

Posted by: vicki on October 6, 2005 10:06 AM

Bunch-of-Fools...arrogant, if stupid, self-reference.

I have seen your imitation intellectual spoor left randomly and meaninglessly along the comment threads on Denny's posts for the past several days. Clearly, the self-loathing reflected in your hateful, humorless verbal sputum has cost you any resemblance of a life with meaningful human relationships or intellectual growth.

Try sincerely, at least once, to crawl out from whatever moldy hiding place you choose to inhabit. Engage in the practice of listening to and evaluating ideas from people who have some experience with the real world.

In other words, get a life!

Posted by: Ryan on October 6, 2005 10:49 AM

Well put, Ryan! He's was probably ignored by his parents as a child, couldn't make any friends, got picked on by the girls in school, and now is looking for some attention. Trolls...can't live with 'em...pass the beer nuts!

Posted by: CharlieDelta on October 6, 2005 04:55 PM

BOF Lighten up. It's a joke. Have we lost the ability to laugh at ourselves? I can take Sailor jokes, California, and oilfield worker jokes. The coonasses (you probably think that was a racial slur)around me tell Boudroux an Tibidaux jokes. Laugh with us or even at us, but you will feel better afterwards.

Posted by: oilfieldtrash on October 6, 2005 08:53 PM

I think that I have a crush on Ryan!

Posted by: lisakay on October 7, 2005 06:10 AM

How could I tell you what I realy think ? It's hard to realy think when you have no brain like me. French bashing is easy 'cause we have no courage.
It's so coward to be French.
France opposed you, because we are pussies. so you're bashing the French because we are coweard.

Posted by: Bunch-of-fools on October 7, 2005 08:34 AM

lisakay - Sorry. He's married...to my sister. Plus he's four years older than I am.

Posted by: Denny on October 7, 2005 09:49 AM
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